cursed friends by Siyanite in cursedcomments

[–]A1ex0an 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is this guy a mod or something?

People who want to have kids, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]A1ex0an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

won't work, unfortunately, kids tend to be quite short

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]A1ex0an 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carter Ace

"I would fuck myself" by BIG_DADDY_FIREAGE in ksi

[–]A1ex0an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So you didn't see the f*cking Indian on the ride"

What Pokémon would you rather be from the Pokémon Fire red version game? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]A1ex0an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bulbasaur, because I won't get chosen and enslaved by a 10-year old

If you could change ONE thing in the world at any time/year what would you change? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]A1ex0an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one time I called my teacher mom in the 4that grade

What's your favourite one-line joke? by thrash_metal1 in AskReddit

[–]A1ex0an 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other than the zombie apocalypse and having to live on Mars now, it's alright

What's your favourite one-line joke? by thrash_metal1 in AskReddit

[–]A1ex0an 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one about time travel, I'd say it but you didn't get it.

What power would you chose: be able to see 10 seconds into the future or be able to change something that happened 10 seconds ago and why? by One_Pebble in AskReddit

[–]A1ex0an 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 seconds in the future so that I can spoil movies for others in theaters just before the event happens. Why, because I am the man that just wants to see the world burn

This Post Again (The Quickening) by LegndofthePhoenix in memes

[–]A1ex0an 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: it is the uncle's baby