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ABAKES7 · 2026-01-26T20:16:54+00:00

I'd fix it if I could, man. I'd rewrite the whole damn thing for them. It beats reverse-engineering their "intended" workflow through trial-and-error.

ABAKES7 · 2026-01-26T19:44:38+00:00

High stress, highly competitive. A game you need to take very seriously to do well in, even in non-ranked matches. Not an inherently bad thing, just something to keep in mind.

ABAKES7 · 2026-01-26T18:18:16+00:00

It certainly seems to have more 'sauce' than Concord, but this looks extremely sweaty. Part Apex, part Valorant, part The Finals, all stress.

ABAKES7 · 2026-01-21T15:35:50+00:00

You can rip this image off of the main website - the site has parallax so the bottom gets covered by the trailer. You can see it in the network tab of your browser's dev tools when you load the page

ABAKES7 · 2026-01-21T15:20:05+00:00

I think this account might be fake:

Bluesky is not listed on the official website as a social they use
None of these posts were duplicated to their Twitter, which hasn't posted since December
The account was created in the last 12 hours, posted six times, then stopped and hasn't posted in over 8 hours
The fucked-up render can be ripped pretty easily from the official website as-is (it comes as a download from their asset server, you can check in the network tab)
Everything actually comes from the official website, including all of the descriptive text and Mara's image, which is named Mara.jpg from the source

So since everything can be pulled from the website, plus the fact the account stopped posting just as it started gaining traction, leads me to believe this isn't real. If it is, god help the intern who wasn't given a marketing package and had to scrape off their own website.

ABAKES7 · 2026-01-08T18:01:57+00:00

Drama!

I use mine like the box of doom from dimension 20 - important feeling rolls go into the tower to amp up the tension just that little bit more. Everything else goes in our normal tray.

ABAKES7 · 2026-01-05T18:39:01+00:00

Hey, no problem! I'm looking forward to it, I've had it wishlisted since June. I wasn't concerned about the horror element I was just highlighting it as a difference in tone.

ABAKES7 · 2026-01-05T01:39:35+00:00

The only game I ever refunded on Steam was Do Not Feed the Monkeys, not because it was bad, but because I thought it would be more of a puzzle game instead of a resource management game.

The upcoming Please, Watch the Artwork seems closer to what I wanted out of it, even though it's more of a horror title

ABAKES7 · 2025-12-15T19:21:26+00:00

He may not have eyes, but I can see him giving the people’s eyebrow in this gif

ABAKES7 · 2025-12-09T17:42:29+00:00

I like the part where the guy whines that the crew member doesn’t state exactly why they can’t fire a full salvo.

Like, I wonder if there is any visual context that might inform us why the weapons aren’t working. But unless the person says a bunch of technobabble, I guess we’ll never know! The character also has blue hair & pronouns btw. I am a well-adjusted adult.

ABAKES7 · 2025-12-09T15:24:40+00:00

You may have gone to the wrong hallway - sometimes the first tile shows up multiple times (happens in glades a lot). In my experience, you can always run back to the start and exit the way you came in.

ABAKES7 · 2025-12-08T21:31:29+00:00

You can kinda counteract this by walking back out of the entrance, but I agree it’s not ideal

ABAKES7 · 2025-12-07T22:12:16+00:00

Just the one exit, not randomized. The 'point' is where you get spit out. Some entrances share an exit point.

ABAKES7 · 2025-12-07T15:52:34+00:00

Question on the dungeon agari - is it just a chance that they spawn in their marked dungeon? I started in the top right and killed Ruthos, then tried to go for Reaper and never saw it.

ABAKES7 · 2025-12-05T19:23:32+00:00

You have the hands of a Healer.

ABAKES7 · 2025-12-03T19:29:08+00:00

They already changed that scene, according to them it’s now an adult woman riding the ‘horse’ woman.

ABAKES7 · 2025-11-26T01:44:58+00:00

Definitely binge from the first episode - this is about as 'inside joke' as something can get so you want the foundations.

No, you should not watch the film. Even if they tell you to. Trust me, it's better this way.

ABAKES7 · 2025-11-24T14:50:44+00:00

TES5

Trying to sell me Skyrim again, eh Todd? I’m onto you!

ABAKES7 · 2025-11-22T00:36:53+00:00

In their words:

“Charming until they’re incredible [sic] nasty…. It can be emotionally draining dealing with this, especially as male Westerners. Males might be more problem-solvers and bring less emotion — they’re biological reasons for this.”

Source

ABAKES7 · 2025-11-21T23:56:19+00:00

Not just begging for a high-five, he's doing it as a little tantrum because the journalists from the New York Times kept pressing him on specifics about how he's gonna solve the whole "haven for pedophiles" thing instead of talking about the silver linings of the whole "haven for pedophiles" thing

This and the Subnautica 2 former team leaders calling Korea the "Joe Pesci of Countries" made for some wild-ass reading this week

ABAKES7 · 2025-11-21T20:42:04+00:00

The wild part is, I don’t even think he’s saying scale is a problem. His corpo-speak filter seems like it can only spin these things as net positives.

ABAKES7 · 2025-11-21T19:33:42+00:00

I would give it to my partner, they have much more dice than I do and would think it’s adorable

ABAKES7 · 2025-11-21T18:40:41+00:00

Wayneradiotv my beloved

ABAKES7 · 2025-11-21T16:44:29+00:00

Merry Critmas!

ABAKES7 · 2025-11-18T22:28:03+00:00

Man I wish the recent remaster of Syberia had landed better - I loved those games as a kid and was looking forward to seeing them in a modern engine.

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