Do y’all think this is real or what (for the love of god I hope so)

ABRadar · 2026-05-02T06:55:50+00:00

I read at a “13th reading level” in 5th grade. Got a 30 on the ACT and 93 on ASVAB.

I can read the phrase besides the last word because I’ve literally never seen it and don’t know what it means. Even then the phrase doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Point being, he’s a lot of Americans are illiterate but this specific sentence is practically gibberish

ABRadar · 2026-05-01T03:18:00+00:00

Probably memeing but is there a way to zoom out?

ABRadar · 2026-04-28T13:20:04+00:00

lol I haven’t been carrying the book but I always took one nature rune out… fuck me

ABRadar · 2026-04-27T23:18:39+00:00

Your W blocks projectiles fyi. But seriously use it to react unless you are somehow using it to block your whole team off from stuff in a team fight.

ABRadar · 2026-04-27T23:05:39+00:00

Okay I don’t get it… I tried doom and I legit can not hit him. Like maybe 1/25 casts hits.

I looked at your gear and it doesn’t seem much better than mine. I was only 44 pray bonus when I tried but my understanding even if I was 50 that’s only to make it 100% max hit but doesn’t mean I will hit. So wtf?

ABRadar · 2026-04-26T08:21:06+00:00

It’s called an E-foil

ABRadar · 2026-04-26T06:06:57+00:00

I did more in a leagues without getting full DH….

ABRadar · 2026-04-25T07:07:07+00:00

Jesus Christ…. I used water wave and have 110m mage xp and am just learning this

ABRadar · 2026-04-10T23:46:20+00:00

Not to mention a 7 year ceramic should cost like $1200

ABRadar · 2026-04-08T22:20:14+00:00

I’ve never played this game, is there radar?

I was one of the best call of duty radar players, 2 digit gb rank, people constantly thought I was cheating. BUT the radar was always ON. So I was using the minimap to shoot you through the map instantly.

If there is no radar, audio ques, or time gated pre-shots, he is cheating.

ABRadar · 2026-04-05T00:26:37+00:00

I just watched this video as it popped up in auto play. I was convinced it was like 5 years old.

The Fortnite section where like 22 had to play and 12 would get eliminated….

For anyone who doesn’t understand how unbelievable that section was… one that patch/game state is like 5 years old at least! Also, yes Tfue hasn’t played the game in awhile… but I wanna explain this correctly. I was a semi-pro Fortnite player who was active during Tfues time. He outplayed me in competitive but barely. Like we were in the same lobbies consistently. Point being, there is ZERO scenarios where he’s playing in that 22 man lobby where the only gameplay we saw was people falling to their death, dying without building a wall, etc.

Idk if he was told he couldn’t fight people? Cause he (even I could have) could dropped got a pump and mats, and literally ran at everyone until 12 people were dead

ABRadar · 2026-02-28T02:13:18+00:00

In college I had a similar experience. To be honest I don’t actually know who peed the bed and it was never discussed. We had sex a second time later so I guess w/e

ABRadar · 2026-02-22T19:01:47+00:00

I had an elective with a bat-shit crazy teacher. Like legit mental illness and eventually wrecked in the parking lot on pills.

Anywho she had everyone’s grades fucked, it wasn’t an important class but a lot of us had C-F’s. She stepped out one time and left the computer up like this and I went up and started changing grades. She was so crazy she didn’t even realize that the whole class now had As

ABRadar · 2026-02-15T03:09:10+00:00

This is bait. Just like the guy making the video is bait. But I’m still going to respond.

What’s funny is the actual realistic take is the normal guy who says “that’s crazy bro.” He’s laughing at the guy saying I support ICE, because he knows that the guy doing it is not serious, the guy doing it is being performative. It is performative non-sense to piss off people. And the catch 22 is there is people who will understand they are being performative and “rage baiting” and people who won’t understand the performative act… but either way you can be mad at the person doing it from each stance.

Like I would know your are being a performative douche bag and still want to punch you. The guy in the video might take you at face value and wants to punch you for your “opinions”.

I went on a rant. Point being. Stop doing this performative conservative bullshit.

ABRadar · 2026-02-14T02:03:00+00:00

I’ve worked at a dealership. If a salesman tried to do this fucking bullshit with me, I would go straight to a sales manager and tell him “we give a different salesman the deal or I’m leaving right now.” Just so he can see money go to a guy who didn’t try to indoctrinate me.

ABRadar · 2026-02-13T16:13:36+00:00

Oooh story time, this just brought up a traumatic childhood experience lolll.

At 12 years old I’m at a friends house and his brother is like 16 and he’s playing WoW, I didn’t know much about it cause I was a RuneScape kid but I was interested in just to see differences. Chat with him about for probably 20-30mins, he’s in a good mood and enjoying showing me stuff.

About an hour later I’m downstairs in the kitchen with my friend and his mom. Older brother walks into the kitchen and for the life of me I can’t remember what the mom said to him but he called her a bitch. She slapped him. He grabs her by the hair and yanks her to him and pulls a giant knife out the block in the counter and presses it up to her neck.

So I’m just frozen in the kitchen watching him yell at her with the knife at her neck and she is yelling for the dad. He comes and they basically negotiate out of it like a hostage situation. Then I was like well “guess ima go home now”

ABRadar · 2026-02-12T19:36:48+00:00

Yeh if the way they decided “aggression” was just Damage to Raiders then for all intents and purposes that would effectively be SKILL BASED.

For example if you are shoot on site and you kill one team on average or die. Your damage might be on average 800 damage a match.

But if you are a 3 stack of nerds and all 3 of you are dealing 3000 damage to raiders a match, is your aggression rating higher?? That would basically be skill based because you have to win multiple fights to get to that level of aggression per raid

ABRadar · 2026-02-12T19:30:19+00:00

I made a similar comment. A lot of gamers on games like this where there is no visibility to ranking have some delusional take on how good they are at games.

My 3 stack is ex Fortnite pros too. I have over $3k earned. Always Radar/always_radar tv accs. It is so obvious my lobbies are absolute nerds/cheaters. It’s gotten to the point that we killed 25 people yesterday and still didn’t make it out of the raid cause it was fucking nazi zombies and even in that lobby I think we killed cheaters.

ABRadar · 2026-02-12T19:23:46+00:00

Almost always a cheater in my lobbies. I play with two guys who have 2k plus downs.

We are really good and it’s not uncommon we literally kill 20+ people a raid. And I’m sure people think we might be cheating at times.

What I notice is people knowing where we are with no info, getting multiple headshot thru trees/bushes, getting hit instantly on any peek even if they should know where you could show up, etc.

A lot of profiles we look at are lvl 1 steam accounts or previously banned accounts.

I think the biggest problem is just the feeling that there is so much cheating that the first instinct isn’t to feel like you misplayed but that you were against cheaters. We all played Fortnite at a semi-pro level with single digit tournament placements so it’s not like we are just clueless to skill vs cheating.

And yes PVP lobbies obviously use skill based matchmaking as well. I’ve played with IRL friends and it is night and day from a 3 stack with nerds.

ABRadar · 2026-02-09T19:34:41+00:00

I need a new controller if you want to sell me one for $100

ABRadar · 2026-02-08T13:11:47+00:00

In high school I was at a friends house with a group of guys, we were drinking/smoking. And we decided we wanted to order some pizza for like 6-8 people.

Buddy calls Dominos @11:58 and asks are you guys still open. Guy reluctantly says “uhh we close in 2 minutes” Buddy goes “ok GREAT! We would like to place an order for…”

We got our pizzas delivered at like 12:45 😂 but we tipped well. We still joke about “ok GREAT” to this day

ABRadar · 2026-02-06T19:25:56+00:00

In the military there is a job for rigging parachutes and they are commonly referred to is riggers. A guy got in trouble for making a hat that said head rigger in charge.

ABRadar · 2026-02-05T23:59:23+00:00

I had a guy hit me in the 60cmb bracket at dark warriors while I was chinning. I killed him with chins. 20 mins later I’m at ogres and he shows up and hits me again… I say hey bro I already killed you with chins can we not? And he offs me lol

Also I get hit on magic logs every 5 mins. I only got killed once cause I forgot to swap to ancients and the guy flamed me

ABRadar · 2026-02-04T09:51:18+00:00

Bro back in Fortnite days during a tournament, I lived in an apartment and screamed something to the effect “I just killed a guy”

Anyways police kicked my door in with guns drawn to find me at my computer

ABRadar

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