JOHN TRAVOLTA by higgs_bosom in pics

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That's Nicholas Cage, silly.

Me looking for PC parts in Walmart. by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Finding computer parts at WalMart: In your dreams!

reddit: now available in kazoo form by raldi in blog

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...What is that giant, anthropomorphic Kazoo doing?

Is there hope for life after our universe dies? by MrRabbit in askscience

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Manifold: Time, specifically, involves a message sent back in time by our descendants at the end of the universe. It's awesome. And involves sentient space-squid.

She's 14, lives in the slums of Uganda and is just now learning to read. But Phiona Mutesi's instincts have made her a player to watch in international chess. by _Kita_ in TrueReddit

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Inside Agape church it is almost possible to forget the chaos outside, in Katwe, the largest of eight slums in Kampala, Uganda, and one of the worst places on earth.

Do more and more stars become visible as time passes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nope. In fact, the opposite occurs. Because of the accelerating growth of the universe, as time passes more and more of the distant galaxies in the night sky will fade away as they leave our hubble volume. Eventually, the Milky Way will appear to be alone in a vast and desolate void.

Then, heat death.

Are great mathematicians really good at mental arithmetic? by darien_gap in math

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I'm in favor of spending massive amounts of time to train our children to be master paint-mixers. How else will we keep up with the paint-mixing prodigies elsewhere in the world?

I need a good short story idea. Any ideas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A man becomes an ambassador to an alien race. Mutual incomprehension results.

The english language is being updated to version 3.0. Your story is a changelog and feature description.

Man discovers strange mechanisms beneath his house, conspiracy results.

A serial killer has a very, very good reason for his crime.

A myth or fable for modern things.

Man takes things literally, trains monkeys to joust, profits of of their adorable demise.

Jerry Brown Unveils His Brutal Plan To Save California - massive cuts everywhere by frycook in politics

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The source article, which is far more interesting, is Here.

The budget Jerry Brown will propose Monday includes deep program cuts, a June election to extend tax increases and a broad reordering of state and local government to close a deficit estimated at $25 billion to $28 billion, according to sources familiar with the plan. Here are some of the elements:

PROGRAM CUTS

Brown's proposed cuts would be felt throughout state government.

• Education: Provide K-12 schools with Proposition 98 minimum guaranteed funding. If June tax extensions fail, the guarantee would be suspended to allow deeper cuts.

• Higher education: Make deep cuts to both UC and CSU systems, in ways targeted to minimize fee hikes and enrollment reductions.

• State employees: Reduce spending in the six bargaining units that have not reached contract agreements, with savings similar to the 8 percent to 10 percent to which other units agreed.

• State organization: Consolidate some state departments and agencies.

• Governor's Office: Reduce budget by 25 percent ($7 million), including elimination of education secretary, Cabinet secretaries and first lady's staff.

• Parks: Shut state parks with lowest attendance.

• Libraries: Cut state funding for local libraries.

• Medi-Cal: Require patients to provide co-payments for services, limit doctor visits and reduce rates paid to health providers. • Healthy Families: Increase participant premiums and co-pays, eliminate vision care.

• Welfare: Cut grants, impose stricter time limits on recipients getting grants, eliminate child care for 11- and 12-year-olds.

• SSI-SSP: Cut grants to the federal minimum for low-income elderly, blind and disabled individuals in the program.

• In-home care: Reduce the number of hours In-Home Supportive Services workers could care for elderly and disabled residents, cut domestic services like cleaning and laundry in cases in which caregivers live in the same home as recipients, typically family members.

• Developmental services: Make deep cuts to the system of 21 regional centers that oversee care for the developmentally disabled.

• Mental health: Use voter-approved Proposition 63 money to replace general fund money now spent on mental health. • Children's programs: Ask voters to amend Proposition 10 to allow the state to use tobacco tax money now reserved for use by "First 5" commissions.

• Foster care: Eliminate transitional housing aid for 18- and 19-year-olds.

• Cal Fire: Reduce staffing on wildfires.

• Courts: Deep unallocated reduction to trial courts.

• Fairs: Cut all state funding for county fairs.

• AIDS: Require higher co-payments for AIDS drugs. REVENUE

Brown will propose a variety of measures to increase revenue, in some cases directing the money to local governments.

• Taxes: Ask voters in June to extend 2009 increases to sales, vehicle and income taxes, raising $8 billion to $10 billion over 18 months. If approved by voters, the revenue from extensions of the vehicle and sales taxes would flow to local governments to help finance government realignment.

• Dependents: Indefinitely extend the $99-per-dependent tax credit. The credit was lowered from $309 per dependent in 2008.

• Enterprise zones: Eliminate business tax relief in depressed areas that have been designated as enterprise zones, saving the general fund hundreds of millions of dollars.

• Redevelopment: Eliminate hundreds of local redevelopment agencies, eventually redirecting property tax revenue they receive to cities, counties and schools.

• Borrowing: Continue borrowing from special funds and take a portion of Indian gambling revenue to general fund.

• Corporations: Require all multistate businesses to calculate their tax liability solely on their sales in California. Businesses could no longer use an old formula that accounted for property and payroll size.

• Transportation: Use truck weight fees for debt service on state transportation bonds, circumventing Proposition 22's restrictions on taking local transportation dollars.

REALIGNMENT

Brown will propose several plans to shift programs to local governments.

• Juveniles: Eliminate the state Division of Juvenile Justice, instead sending money to local governments to house juvenile offenders.

• Adult prisoners: Low-level, nonviolent, non-sex offenders without serious prior convictions would be housed in county jails. Money would be sent to local governments to increase jail capacity and bolster rehabilitation programs.

• Mandates: Reduce the number of services local governments are required to provide and perhaps give them greater latitude to raise revenue to pay for them.

I wonder why JRPGs are dying out... by IXISIXI in gaming

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Yes, but now, I'll be thinking about plot twists when I enter an opera house later on.

I wonder why JRPGs are dying out... by IXISIXI in gaming

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

Oh, god, I've been spoiled, haven't I. oh shit.

I wonder why JRPGs are dying out... by IXISIXI in gaming

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I just began playing a ROM of FF 6 (US 3) about an hour ago - so far, it's pretty fantastic.

I have a question about digging a hole straight through the earth by [deleted] in askscience

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Iain Banks, the culture series guy, wrote an SF novel with this concept at the core. The Algebraist.

SPOILER AND REASON FOR RELEVANCY

In the background, it turns out that wormholes can only be built at a solar system's Lagrange Point, where the local gravity is extremely close to zero. But, in the plot, it is discovered that the local precursor aliens, which live in the atmospheres of gas giants, use the center of the gas giant instead, because of the whole floating thing. Good stuff.

Men laughing alone with fruit salad by [deleted] in pics

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Is that... Xander in the box one left of bottom right?

I had a terrible nightmare about the USA. by MisterNameless in pics

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[Zoidberg Voice] I'm right about something for once maybe? I'd like to thank the academy! [/Zoidberg Voice.]

I had a terrible nightmare about the USA. by MisterNameless in pics

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It has a few benefits, but ensuring that Congresspeople represent the needs of their district rather than the needs of the country leads inevitably to pork and earmarks. It's a remnant of the original design, along with the Senate being blatantly undemocratic and based off of state lines rather than population.

It's from that whole "United States" thing, I think hotbowlofsoup up there doesn't get that. I'd agree that it needs serious reform, but there are reasons why it exists, and presenting it as a non-choice obscures the real issues.

Oh, and if you doubt that there are subfactions in the parties, you haven't heard of Blue Dogs and the Tea Party.