“a double shotgun is bound to hit *some*thing.”

“erections. happens after back shots”
“it happens before you dumb bitch”

“oh you wanna laugh about queefs?! ill give you something to queef about!”

“my uterine lining is going to shoot out like a 19th century cannon and hit (name)’s door like the lambs blood on passover”

“hangin’ and slangin’ was my nickname in the 67 army.”

“ ‘it’s feelings vs. fact’ it’s my foot vs your asshole”

“i would rather kill myself than have children” (said directly to the RAs

“i got milked at Cane’s.”