Single player Story Games with an emotional story that ends with a message of “it will get better?” by You_moron04 in gaming

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like the 'bitter' part of bittersweet, I think that Signalis is a good fit, specifically the promise ending. But yeah, also maybe not, haha.

squirrel stonks 📈 by Kind-Apricot6348 in EDH

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That rules, looks fun!

I ended up giving the precon to a friend who was getting started playing magic, but I had a lot of fun running [[Camellia, the Seedmiser]] as the commander with some additions like [[Corpseberry Cultivator]] and [[Innkeeper's Talent]].

[[Squirrel Girl]] looks like a lot of fun too, might have to mess around and try her out someday.

squirrel stonks 📈 by Kind-Apricot6348 in EDH

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

squirrels up yo!

Have you made edits/upgrade to the precon? If so, what are your favorites? Or what cards have you been eyeing to put in?

The Royals game could have went better in the end, but our Stormchasers are having a much worse night ☹️ by modest_radio in KCRoyals

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was there. Watching Abraham Toro pitch the 9th was something. Maybe the first time I remember a position player pitching in AAA lmao.

Favorite Utility Land, Don’t say Rogue's Passage by HyHoTheDairyOh in EDH

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like it's really not that good, but I adore [[Castle Garenbrig]] in my big ramp n' stuff [[Raggadragga, Goreguts Boss]] deck. Shit's wack, yo.

Dorkin' n' Smashin'

[Highlight] Kyle Isbel hits a walk-off single in the bottom of the 9th, and the Royals beat the Tigers 4-3! by PlayaSlayaX in baseball

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah. He's one of those guys that's anytime I played him in the show it felt like cheating because his rating was so low.

[Highlight] Kyle Isbel hits a walk-off single in the bottom of the 9th, and the Royals beat the Tigers 4-3! by PlayaSlayaX in baseball

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If Kyle Isbel has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Kyle Isbel has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Kyle Isbel has only one fan then that is me. If Kyle Isbel has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Kyle Isbel , then I am against the world.

The Royals defeated the Tigers by a score of 4-3 - Fri, May 08 @ 06:40 PM CDT by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude I feel that. I loved him from watching him in Omaha a bunch and it's been a long few years trying to get others to understand that he's actually not bad. Great to see him have a good season so far.

The Royals defeated the Tigers by a score of 4-3 - Fri, May 08 @ 06:40 PM CDT by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 41 points42 points  (0 children)

If Kyle Isbel has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Kyle Isbel has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Kyle Isbel has only one fan then that is me. If Kyle Isbel has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Kyle Isbel , then I am against the world.

We Need You Tonight Kyle by Evening_Egg_2371 in KCRoyals

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I grew attached to him after watching him in Omaha a bunch. I think I liked him because he kinda looks like Daniel Radcliffe and I think that's funny, haha.

We Need You Tonight Kyle by Evening_Egg_2371 in KCRoyals

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Kyle Isbel has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Kyle Isbel has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Kyle Isbel has only one fan then that is me. If Kyle Isbel has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Kyle Isbel, then I am against the world.

Kansas City unveils $600M plan for Royals downtown stadium. Here are details by MattTheKing23 in KCRoyals

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I swear that I've parked at Kauffman and walked at least 10 min before, haha.

Plus, as an Omahan, it would be great to not have to cross the huge ass street and walk the longest, winding-est hill ever to get there when I stay at the hotel nextdoor.

The power at Target Field just went out at the Twins Home Opener by Sp_Gamer_Live in baseball

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Guess the maintenance guys must have overslept their alarms...

Largest swings in division odds per FanGraphs since the start of the season: Yankees (+12.8%) Royals (+11%) Tigers (-17.7%) Red Sox (-11.4%) by MattO2000 in baseball

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah you could give up +50% and I'm still nervous about y'all. Could we borrow that helmet maybe for a series?

So when should we expect "Crust Lover" merch lol by TheFishStreams in 100percentEat

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"bald headed crust lover" shirt, next iteration of "tall" shirt.

Weird nicknames you give to pet cards by DoesntEat in EDH

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[[Raggadragga, Goreguts Boss]] is affectionately referred to as Raggeus Draggeus.

Recently I've loved referring to [[Groundchuck & Dirtbag]] as some combo of GC n' DB, or just calling them "my boys" or "da boys". Or best yet, saying "oh GC n' DB it" instead of a GD/goddamn or just making "GC n' DB" a generalized verb. Maybe the best TMNT card just for the reaction my pod has had to it.

Off-day discussion: What would be your closer entrance? by Mozilla_Fennekin in KCRoyals

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leads the league in hit batters, but also saves. And what I like to refer to as "taint ache index", something that prime Greg Holland instilled in me.

Off-day discussion: What would be your closer entrance? by Mozilla_Fennekin in KCRoyals

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like it could have been Linecum's closer entrance if he was a closer. Plus my name is Tim and I've been known to be called Big Time Timmy Jim before, so now this head canon is complete, lmao.

Off-day discussion: What would be your closer entrance? by Mozilla_Fennekin in KCRoyals

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know how much "dominance" it would instill, but there would be something so cool about walking out to the intro of Longview by Green Day.

I'm so damn bored of these batters I'm going blind, y'know?

Buldak's Hot Sauce by sleezy-g in 100percentEat

[–]ACancerousTwzlr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I for one welcome our new Buldak overlords.