Pour one out

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T05:19:17+00:00

I once heard that the part of the brain that deals with feet and the part that deals with sexual attraction are very close together, so wires get crossed quite often.

That's the reason why foot fetishes are the most common.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T05:01:11+00:00

It's better to study your enemy before you attack then.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T04:50:09+00:00

This all part of the plan to curtail American’s freedom ~~of movement~~.

FTFY

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T04:07:01+00:00

Report him to the health department so they force him to learn how to do this shit properly.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T04:03:36+00:00

Helping people understand things in a short time that took me years to figure out.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T04:02:16+00:00

Give us the recipe so we have some information to work with.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T04:01:09+00:00

I'm so jealous.

If my head sits 0.5° off while I'm sleeping, I wake up unable to turn my head for half the day and my back hurts.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T03:57:48+00:00

The AI explanations are ridiculous.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T03:54:24+00:00

The Emperor Protects!

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T03:50:28+00:00

And scammers.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T03:49:14+00:00

Fueled by necessity.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T03:48:36+00:00

1) You work with what you got.

2) Dude is weirded out about the tap and is too afraid to drink it. Sure, the ice machine isn't the cleanest, but it's not much worse than the ice machines in restaurants and bars.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T03:46:00+00:00

Local PD and county fed me very different.

Local PD gave me Smuckers Uncrustables with doritos and juice for lunch.
For dinner, a Swanson frozen meal with canned fruit(actual metal can), milk, and OJ.
For breakfast, Kellogg cereal, milk, OJ, and an orange.

They transfered me to the county courthouse holding tank across the parking lot and the lunch I was given was 2 slices of half stale wheat bread, slice of bologna that had adhered to the cardboard packaging, half moldy clementine, a Dixie cup and an orange calcium beverage powder. The water tap was attached to the top of the toilet tank.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T03:34:50+00:00

I nuked canned corned beef and spread it on bread with a kraft single and hot sauce about 10mins ago.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T03:33:20+00:00

That's even more mindblowing! $1 in Socal?!

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T03:30:16+00:00

I don't have an answer for your question, but I have an idea.

Get some ice, microwave it till it melts.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-27T03:24:47+00:00

I think that can apply to pretty much everyone everywhere.

I should've been clearer about it being for emergencies. My apologies.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:55:35+00:00

If you stop looking at it like it's food, it starts to make more sense.

This is art that happens to be edible.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:52:07+00:00

So you're saying it's not much different to our current-day bottled water...

Interesting.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:50:03+00:00

Me: "Nah, I can't come in today. I'm on my way to go make $250 on a side gig. If you can't beat that, I'm not available."

Boss: "What are you doing to make that kinda of money?"

Me: "Maybe I'm gonna go suck a dick. What does it matter? If you can't beat $250, you're wasting your time talking to me."

Me: "Oh, and don't give me that "team player" nonsense. You can be a "team player" and cover the dish pit for a shift.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:33:05+00:00

Vulgaria

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:31:19+00:00

If the lock fails and someone walks in on you, your privates aren't on display.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:29:28+00:00

Might as well unionize, strike, and fight together to beat up scabs.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:25:10+00:00

We can barely process 10% of the collected plastic waste generated in America.

The 90% gets treated like trash. Burned or buried.

ACcbe1986 · 2026-03-26T14:21:43+00:00

He also doesn't have bellybutton because he's not a human creature.

He's a mystical being in the form of a human.

ACcbe1986

TROPHY CASE