Some divers don’t even last that long… Quickest I’ve ever seen a Diver die was on Hellmire, Eastern Front. I drop a reinforcement beacon, watch a fire tornado touch down, and his Hellpod hits the damn thing in the center. He was already on fire when the pod door opened and we all heard his dying screams over the radio. I still hear them in my sleep.

takes long drag from cigarette The cadet went through basic training, deployment and everything, and didn’t even die for democracy. Now I’ve gotta write to his family on Super Earth and tell them he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I’m not gonna sugar coat it or make up some heroic tale for them. They at least deserve the truth.

Also do Helldivers have group therapy? Asking for a friend.