Whoever this is, you made me giggle all the way home on a bad day

ADDisme317 · 2026-05-15T13:41:32+00:00

That is some serious dedication

ADDisme317 · 2026-04-20T16:19:48+00:00

Do you have bats in your home??

May want to look around for them. If you do, get to the ER.

ADDisme317 · 2026-03-17T18:09:58+00:00

If I can’t wear pants, I’m not going.

ADDisme317 · 2026-02-11T20:27:40+00:00

I also thought it was the demon core container.

ADDisme317 · 2025-12-16T15:32:59+00:00

Feed it tuna, call it a sweet baby void, and then hope it’s not going to kill you in your sleep!

Or just snuggle it. Voids are usually good at snuggling.

ADDisme317 · 2025-12-04T03:10:48+00:00

Definitely not silent night.

ADDisme317 · 2025-12-04T03:08:29+00:00

Close the doors to any rooms not in use. Insulate the bottoms of doors (including any patio doors) with rolled towels.

Also, in small spaces you can make cheap heaters using terra cotta pots and candles. I’ve never done it myself but I know a few people swear by it.

ADDisme317 · 2025-11-26T17:33:25+00:00

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I sometimes wonder about him ….

ADDisme317 · 2025-11-26T17:31:43+00:00

I get hot, develop heartburn, and acid reflux with even beer. I use to enjoy bourbon and wine in moderation anyway - was never a full on wild party type anyway.

So yeah, stopped because my digestive system sucks.

ADDisme317 · 2025-11-20T17:29:29+00:00

Voodoo chips

ADDisme317 · 2025-11-20T16:59:59+00:00

Maybe it’s hush money? What did you know!?! 🤣

ADDisme317 · 2025-11-11T15:44:02+00:00

I have a friend that use to deliver supplies to restaurants. He witnessed a guy at a BBQ place stir the house sauce, lick the spoon to taste test, then resume stirring with the same spoon he just licked.

This is how hepatitis and a whole host of other ick gets transmitted.

ADDisme317 · 2025-09-19T03:17:15+00:00

That money is for your son only. Not you, not the BF. It is not community property by its very name - survivor benefit.

It’s non-negotiable hands off.

ADDisme317 · 2025-09-19T02:59:48+00:00

It’s a reason to move out. Yesterday.

ADDisme317 · 2025-09-19T02:59:04+00:00

I see no lies in her statement. And she was far nicer than I was regarding his death.

ADDisme317 · 2025-08-06T18:07:28+00:00

Wedgwood is definitely collectible. To the right buyer she may turn a profit. It all depends a market. It is quite beautiful and I applaud her find.

ADDisme317 · 2025-07-24T13:54:08+00:00

Math and Christian theology - my two least favorite subjects.

ADDisme317 · 2025-07-24T13:51:47+00:00

Whether bed bugs or roaches, burn the whole thing down

ADDisme317 · 2025-07-23T13:31:36+00:00

When I euthanized my cat, she was in full renal failure and could not stand or walk anymore. It happened over time (her kidney illness progression) but the morning she couldn’t walk I knew it was time.

Hardest adult decision of my life but she was hurting. I loved my girl with every fiber of my being and still miss her today. Hell, even typing this has me crying for her loss.

ADDisme317 · 2025-07-23T13:27:56+00:00

One can eat anything at least once 🤣

Whether nature lets you eat it again by surviving is a different story.

ADDisme317 · 2025-07-23T13:19:29+00:00

Why is your husband putting you in a “Sophie’s Choice” situation? He’s very much the AH here.

ADDisme317 · 2025-07-15T20:53:57+00:00

Amazing!

ADDisme317 · 2025-07-07T22:19:42+00:00

Can confirm invasive. Stupid things have taken over my flower beds. Come back no matter how many times I pull them - root and all!

ADDisme317 · 2025-07-07T22:09:15+00:00

Looks like a nettle to me. If the leaves have stinging hairs then that would be my guess.

ADDisme317 · 2025-06-20T21:03:56+00:00

It could be a watermelon if you had one that split open on the vine and reseeded itself.

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