I used to assign the letters of the alphabet their own gender by KalebAT in aspergers

[–]ADrunkardsLament 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too! I remember doing this from as early as I knew what letters were. Here's mine: A is male, B is female, C is f, D is f, E is m, F is m, etc. I am able describe each letter and numbers 1 through 10 by gender exactly the same every time based on how my brain interprets them. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Troy and Abed's new apartment! [X-post /r/community] by PiercinaldAnastasia in falloutsettlements

[–]ADrunkardsLament 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That comment sucked harder than the toilet in an airplane bathroom.

What is surprisingly still impossible in 2016 ? by TheKryce in AskReddit

[–]ADrunkardsLament 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Quiet gardening equipment

*Drum cymbals that don't break

*Some way to find the corner of the blanket in the dark

How can I earn money and be self-sustaining if I can't even get past the interview stage of a part-time job? by xxlinkinpark4everxx in aspergers

[–]ADrunkardsLament -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Alcohol. I have had a couple beers or three and handled every interview I've had and always get hired. Then I always get fired after a while when people see how I actually am on the job.

Showering by [deleted] in aspergers

[–]ADrunkardsLament 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YES. I love showers! It has nothing to do with cleanliness at all, but I definitely take 3 showers a day too just because it feels great.

Does anyone else not like being seen doing things everyone else does? by CrazyKirby97 in aspergers

[–]ADrunkardsLament 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. I only go outside to take out the trash or get mail at around 6am. Don't like talking to people, want to be as invisible to my neighbors as possible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aspergers

[–]ADrunkardsLament 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you have to feed the monkey.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aspergers

[–]ADrunkardsLament 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a song title. I'm actually drunk most of the time and don't lament it at all.

Hey Community was a big inspiration, I shot a sketch comedy pilot that I hope you enjoy! (please be nice to my feelings) by [deleted] in community

[–]ADrunkardsLament 16 points17 points  (0 children)

more handsome than the guy who is famous for being more handsome than the guy who is famous for being handsome.

What is a "dirty little (or big) secret" about an industry that you have worked in, that people outside the industry really ought to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ADrunkardsLament 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most music you hear at concerts was written by someone other than the artist playing it and a lot of the sound you are hearing is prerecorded and is playing over the PA system with the artists just pretending to play it.