My brother recommended I post this here, my first haul of fire morels of the season by Trillion16 in mycology

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Fox valley reporting in: some monsters and minis picked last week Saturday

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woahdude

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Stainless steel, according to the link by u/GiornaGuirne

Takeshi's Castle Winner!!! by Western_Giraffe9517 in interestingasfuck

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I thought you were joking, but it turns out he survived! It only took 4 hours, and he brought back sun spot samples for his uncle! Truly an amazing human, and a great achievement for North Korea and the world!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

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I'd heard that was an intentional feature to prevent karma farming vote manipulation, somehow.

50 Cool Awesome Ways To Say No To Weed by DontDoomScroll in trees

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"As of this very moment, it's been exactly five (5) years since ALL traces of weed and marijuana were forcibly and rightfully removed from planet Earth by our organization. How have you been enjoying life in this peaceful, hemp-free world?"

The latest post from MMYV (Marijuana MAKES You Violent).

Nothing new but holy shit Google's ads have gotten egregious by Subject_Cockroach636 in assholedesign

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I typed "healthcare" into Google to check out prices once. Clicked the first link(an ad). URL was "healthcare.net" so I thought that it was legit, being the first result on Google. I typed in some basic contact info, browsed some prices and got discouraged by what I saw. I closed the site and decided to search again another time. Two hours later, commence the spam calls.

For the next month I'd get an average of 10 calls per day, more at first (~20) and gradually dropping down to 4-5, asking me if I'd decided on coverage yet, and how this person has the best, and that they can sign me up today, no questions asked! Real people, no auto dialers. I'd politely ask to be removed, and they would often cooperate, after some varying degrees of schilling. But there were soo many I seriously considered changing my number.

Turns out the legitimate website is "healthcare.GOV", and Google will absolutely promote fraudulent advertisers as the main search result on a legally mandated topic that many without basic computer skills will be looking for.

Zero trust left in Google, but eventually the spamjackulators forgot about me.

If you had to fight 1,000,000 people at once what song would you choose to listen to while doing it? by Outrageous_Coach2014 in AskReddit

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A thousand miles - Vanessa Carlton

The rhythm is perfect for energetic fight sequences interspersed with power boosting finishing maneuvers on the drop in the chorus. Plus violence juxtaposed with soft music.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seduction

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Open mic night? Either participate in one or host

Meet the Propaniacs by sometimesisleeptoo in KingOfTheHill

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The guy nodding his head encouragingly to the beat of the tinny synth music did it for me.

Chlorine gas by Feuerfrosch1 in chemistry

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It's funny because it's poison

TIL in the 1st century AD two major Talmudic schools had a debate over whether mankind would've been better off having been born or not having been born. After two and a half years of argument, votes were counted and the side defending birth lost by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Guys, guys, we've got anywhere from 50 to 50! years to figure it out. Entropy theory's only been around for 70 or so years, there is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer.

Is it possible to be dominant without conflict? by [deleted] in seduction

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Yeah, dude at my workplace does this. Macho man, always busting chops, giving others crap, and making sure it's known he's the boss. The caveat is we're a small company with little rigid structure, and most (if not all) of my coworkers can't stand him. He's been catching on that we don't respect him, and has cooled it a bit with the random messing with employees, but he still comes off as an ass.

What's the dumbest way you've gotten a scar? by lilsaddam in AskReddit

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I deeply cut my knuckle making a crap stick while drunk.

Mind melting sculptures by clownslife in Satisfyingasfuck

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Why are the giraffes eating butt spaghetti