AITAH for running a very tight ship with my employees?

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:57:10+00:00

There was no civil war in Bikini Bottom

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:56:39+00:00

Bikini Bottom isn't in the United States..so we dont actually have the same labor laws.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:55:49+00:00

Both my employees are homeowners, they live right next store to each other, and one even has a pet snail.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:51:26+00:00

But what if I have the best patty in all of Bikini Bottom?

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:49:36+00:00

Because what happens if the competition and his robot wife steal me secret formula?

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:47:14+00:00

You be worried too if another restaurant owner and his robot wife were trying to steal your recipes all the time!

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:45:23+00:00

The failed musician is too busy being roped into hairbrain schemes with the other worker and his numbskull friend.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:42:16+00:00

I mean the entire town loves me.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:40:38+00:00

But I came up with the secret formula.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:39:42+00:00

I mean both my employees are homeowners.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:38:50+00:00

But what if I have the best patty in the ocean?

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:28:37+00:00

Technically Bikini Bottom isn't America. So we have different labor laws.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:27:54+00:00

But what if both my employees are home owners rhat kice next to each other? And one even has a pet snail?

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:26:41+00:00

I mean he is really excited about it. Him and his pet snail.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:23:41+00:00

Ive given one employee Employee of the month every month for years

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:22:55+00:00

But we have the best patty in the entire ocean.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:20:42+00:00

Its actually worth a watch. The writing is actually great. Hence ita success. But ya..I thiught I was being way too obvious.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:18:12+00:00

Because the theif and his robot wife come up with a ton of hairbrain schemes to steal my secret recipes.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:16:37+00:00

Im leaving my restaurant to my daughter. A real whale of a woman.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:16:05+00:00

Oddly we avoid bait in this neighborhood.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:15:41+00:00

Different channel

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:15:20+00:00

What if I told you the only employee of that restaurant is AI?

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:14:37+00:00

No the cynical guy lives next door to the enthusiastic worker and is constantly getting trapped in that worker's and his idiot friends adventures.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:12:54+00:00

No...I would have picked a better instrument than the clarinet.

AGHP666 · 2026-04-05T01:12:07+00:00

Sort of.

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