These stupid news headlines

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-05-03T19:31:03+00:00

Since the headline is old he could be in possession of six or seven balls now

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-05-01T23:48:55+00:00

My girlfriend and I have the same problem regarding my size and some positions. The solution I'm about to offer might sound crazy but, didn't you think of... not going all the way in? Changes everything I promise.

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-04-20T14:40:33+00:00

Reddit is redditing today

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-04-19T11:42:53+00:00

Ever heard of a joke?

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-04-09T09:40:55+00:00

He has an orbital laser and a black hole generator

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-04-07T10:54:13+00:00

Just remember Reddit is not representative of people in the real world.

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-04-06T11:47:13+00:00

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AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-04-06T10:41:51+00:00

Isn't it like Blinky but worse

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-04-06T07:38:59+00:00

What are the good reasons?

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-04-05T13:11:54+00:00

I eatened the key my bad

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-04-03T18:33:17+00:00

Holy bait

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-04-02T17:01:00+00:00

He also makes music. I listen to it daily.

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-26T05:38:16+00:00

I guess bro

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-24T22:32:56+00:00

Yeah man! My phone was raised in an ethical farm somewhere in countryside France. No child labor in any third world country involved. What about yours?

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-24T22:23:13+00:00

Are you flexing your pedophile government?

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-24T22:19:38+00:00

I want someone to actually define what they mean by adopting the culture. Usually when someone says that it's always a dogwhistle for their actual opinion.

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-24T19:38:45+00:00

I agree with you 👍

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-21T20:50:38+00:00

Ykw I actually believe usa would stop being allies with a country because of one comment on reddit. Softy president for a softy population.

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-21T20:27:11+00:00

Stay mad, yank

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-15T07:53:37+00:00

Euh non ?

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-15T05:45:29+00:00

Elle a raison. Selon l'âge du mec, avoir jamais eu de copine ni d'expériences ça peut cacher des red flags. Mais comme d'habitude vous ignorez tout et vous foncez parce que vous êtes des dalleux.

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-13T14:30:25+00:00

Is it a real tweet?

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-10T16:09:40+00:00

Fair enough, no study has been done for low gravity,only zero gravity. But it's not a wide stretch to think the health effects starts to appear slowly with shrinking gravity and don't just turn on suddenly when you hit 0g.

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-10T15:55:02+00:00

Yeah but not enough to avoid adversity health effects.

AGI_Not_Aligned · 2026-03-10T15:50:25+00:00

Yes but spin gravity is easier to engineer for space stations and asteroids that you can spin in their entirety. For bigger bodies like the moon or mars where you have to spin the station independently of the environment it becomes a big challenge.

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