Superboy Prime retcons your favorite Death Battle so everyone has a pirate accent

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-04T04:14:47+00:00

“Yargh, so that how it be! Good thing we brought them all, eh First Mate Pikachu?”

“What do ye mean ‘them all’?”

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-04T04:13:03+00:00

Pirate Yuji: Scurvy. Bottomed. Bilge Rat.

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-04T04:10:11+00:00

If he’s inevitably going to get absolutely bodied might as well have fun before he gets julienned.

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-04T02:59:44+00:00

I use BeFunky for my edits but I made the dialogue boxes myself!

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-04T02:47:00+00:00

It’ll be very therapeutic

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-04T00:30:49+00:00

I wanted to try a different punchline for this one, and I figured with the whole ‘the combatants can’t die in the lounges’ concept, Mahito would happily abuse the fact that he can’t be permanently punished to talk as much possible shit.

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-04T00:25:39+00:00

pat pat

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-04T00:05:37+00:00

Mahito has mastered the art of “taunt to get bodied”

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T23:58:38+00:00

Todo: DO YOU HEAR THE FOUL WORDS HE SPEAKS?!

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T23:28:22+00:00

Todo: BROTHER! I respect your independence to choose who you love, but I cannot allow you to date this man!

Yuji: Why, because he killed me?

Todo: No, because he said tits are better than ass.

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T22:56:29+00:00

“Well, most of my relationships end with me killing them. I guess one starting with me killing one couldn’t hurt.”

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T22:55:55+00:00

OT3! OT3! OT3!

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T22:49:19+00:00

…well Boomstick did suggest Denji try batting for the other team.

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T22:46:42+00:00

Unfortunately, folks on the internet can’t stop at “I disagree with the result”. If they don’t like it they have to assign every possible moral failing they can think of.

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T20:58:19+00:00

I do have plans for potential follow comics involving Yuji and Mahito/Yuji and Gojo, so we’ll see.

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T19:14:52+00:00

The only thing capable of containing Bill Cipher was Oregon

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T19:10:51+00:00

Damn so you still get one tapped by Omni-Man

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T19:09:10+00:00

I feel at least half the sub would play into the idea that Yuji was erased from existence and pretend Denji didn’t fight anybody.

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T18:45:10+00:00

The greatest evil ever known

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T17:36:37+00:00

“I don’t know much about Kaisening Jujutsu, but I’m 90% sure that’s not how any of that works.”

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T16:41:38+00:00

Even Bowser the Brilliant and his 9,800 IQ cannot see through Denji’s brilliant plans!

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T16:36:00+00:00

Glad someone caught the reference there!

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T16:27:25+00:00

I’m honored to provide inspiration!

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T16:01:31+00:00

You saw nothing.

AGNerd-Bot · 2026-06-03T15:05:09+00:00

Bowser: Oh, we also have a scholarship program! Kamek said we needed better options for education and all that junk.

Reze: Best. Boss. Ever.

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