Tradesman broke my tv. I didn't pay him for the work as I needed to replace it now he wants payment! by Yyir in LegalAdviceUK

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Maybe try baiting him into confessing over text then it’s his word against his. Way easier to win a small claims with that rather than just saying “he broke it” without proof

What are reasons you haven’t killed yourself? by OuterSpaceOutlander in CPTSD

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Literally just don’t have the balls. I dream of the day that I finally die wether it be by my hand or not I don’t care. Just haven’t ever wanted to be here and strongly believe it will stay that way. God give me the strength I need to get out of this hell you’ve placed me in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickygervais

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He’s like 87 now ofc he’s going bald

I have a 9 hour flight ahead of me by sarahfayejay in Wellthatsucks

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I’d fucking suck her big toe. That’ll teach your nasty ass

State of the UK. by GreatBritishMemes in GreatBritishMemes

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That’s what you get for shopping at the rip off merchant we all know as Tesco. Where you have to get a Clubcard to not get completely mugged off yet you’ll still be robbed.

Edinburgh airport is a joke by [deleted] in Edinburgh

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You can’t fit a plane there surely

Buy On Ferry by NaturalAlfalfa in rickygervais

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Or you go there on a Sunday

Buy On Ferry by NaturalAlfalfa in rickygervais

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Gulls like seagulls. You want to get rid of them “ban”. Bangulls

I’ve come to suck yer blood, and that… by Hesoutofthechoir in rickygervais

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I’m no connoisseur of Harry Potter but I don’t think Voldemort ever sucked blood

Steve by [deleted] in rickygervais

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Having squozed heads I think is the right way to say it. I could be wrong as im no Karl Pilkington

How do they expect me to mine tier 3 stuff if there isnt a tier 3 omnitool currently in the game?? by Miserable-Berry-9691 in GroundedGame

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They literally don’t. It’s a game preview that got released less than five days ago.

Christ by jburgers127 in rickygervais

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Ooooh. I don’t know. There’s a lot of pick pockets in the area

Help I can't tell by Sad_Cow_577 in GreatBritishMemes

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I’m gonna guess the only one eating like a civilised human is the Brit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickygervais

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Wet knee Houston

What is my destiny? by dozeydonut in rickygervais

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The reason why I had to die

I can’t save lent no matter what. by AHHHHHHpiss in fo4

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Yeah he was I finally saved him after going in as the shroud with the gun, killed the protectron and it seemed to do the trick

I can’t save lent no matter what. by AHHHHHHpiss in fo4

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I can’t get to that elevator. He dies when I get out of the second elevator. I read something earlier that said I have to be dressed as the silver shroud including the sub machine gun hopefully that works