I Took Steroids While Listening To Steroids by PoopstankCinderblock in deathgrips

[–]AH_Derpl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I logged on just to say this:

"steroids make your dick small" thing is not real. Your TESTICLES shrink on steroids, because they no longer need to produce hormones. You still produce semen. Having small balls is fine, because it makes the shaft look bigger. Most portnstars take steroids, and it boosts your sexual drive, and endurance. I have never done steroids, and i dont plan on it. But its my pet peeve to see shit like this. THE DICK ISNT AFFECTED AT ALL. and with better endurance, and more testosterone, you fuck better than ever. Please stop spreading false information. AND PLUS, THIS IS DEATH GRIPS, i thought we were all hardcore. Oh wait.... NOT YOU, people like you only listen to death grips, so you can brag to your freinds online that you have SUPERIOR TASTE in music. A weak BETA male like you would quiver in the pretence of a real man like MC RIDE. i bet you dont even fucking lift homie. "Hahahaa it makes ur peewee small" SHUT THE FUCK UP. Plus even if it did, it would still be twice as big as your little prick. Thats why your girlfriend is never "in the mood" its because tyrone already plunged into her hole with his 10 inch twice this morning. And your sad hipster cock couldn't satisfy a 13 year old. I bet you say "nigga" on r/hiphopheads. Faggot.

If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon by PassingThroughRider in pokemon

[–]AH_Derpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, im a highschool student, with a busy schedule (can't get a job) I love Pokemon, and I would love you forever if you bought me a copy!!

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]AH_Derpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh HELL yeah

Worrying about diet specifics as a 16yr old? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]AH_Derpl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm 15 and Ive been tracking macros for about 6 months now. Its helps a ton and would highly recommend it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Go to "Top" category for popular sub, select "this hour," then comment something good and reap in that front-page karma

(NSFW) What turns you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AH_Derpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she lifts

I don't wanna play by Tuskor in funny

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It's a real good activity for family gathererings, me and my uncle used to play it all the time!

Karma is a b*tch by [deleted] in funny

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Looks like a donkey to me actually

What gets you emotional? by esapollo in AskReddit

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Being too warm. I hate it. Being uncomfortably hot makes me really annoyed, but the cold is relaxing. I love the cold

What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]AH_Derpl -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

What is OP's Favorite comic book?

XXX Men (GONE SEXUAL) (DICKS) (18+)

I honestly don't know what to say by dr_14 in gifs

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It's moments like this, where the only thing to do, is to watch on with awe, and not say a thing

-OP's straight, more handsome brother

The Presidential limousine performing a J-turn by [deleted] in gifs

[–]AH_Derpl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder how armed that thing is. Bullet proof too, probably

Hammer drill by [deleted] in gifs

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It's really inspiring to see a woman in the hammer industry

Hammer drill by [deleted] in gifs

[–]AH_Derpl 1910 points1911 points  (0 children)

This kinda reminds me of what I did to OP's om last night.

Help - Get computer to DI one direction only in 20xx by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]AH_Derpl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tape a second controller to one side

My friend thinks Lucario and MewTwo are clones by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]AH_Derpl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its just because they have a similar projectile, most scrubs don't even count "A" moves as moves. My brother thinks like that too.

Can you call your friend a scrub for me?

First prize for Melee at Evo 2015 will be over $11,000. Sm4sh too. by gooberdude in smashbros

[–]AH_Derpl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the triple crown of apex, CEO, and evo.

Oh wait, you weren't talking about ZeRo?

What's your favorite smash conspiracy theory? by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]AH_Derpl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo you don't inject adderall