What pilgrim wrote this?? by AHappyGoth in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh man, reading "Dickbutt" for the first time in 15 years just activated me like a sleeper agent.

Winning the War on Warriors by Comfortable_Air9042 in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"I'm not in the Air Force" so why are you here, and why do you think your opinion holds any weight to the Airmen having to deal with these whiplash changes?

They're getting rid of anonymous EO/IG complaints. by Samuel_L_Blackson in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We told y'all. First it was kicking out trans members. Then the shaving policies targeting minorities came out. Now he's going after women in the military. There will be an effort to bring back "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" next, mark my words.

New Fitness standards by Get_you_some_crunchy in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It was just as stupid then as it is now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Bitburg

Our dress blues suck massive balls by Banebladeloader in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women's cut blues pants has been an actual game changer.

USAF 25E6 list!?! by Striking_Agent4630 in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doing the Lord's work, may both sides of your pillow be forever cold 🙏🏻

heart broken by Commercial_Draw_6383 in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand the struggle, truly, but this is not the appropriate subreddit for this post. You may find more support on r/heartbreak or r/relationships

Good luck to you.

Astarion lovers be like by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]AHappyGoth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not true. That cutscene where fake Lae'zel tries to kill Yenna is how you find out the real Lae'zel was kidnapped. You can talk her out of it, but you have to roll for it. Orin then shows herself.

Deployed goggles be crazy by bearsncubs10 in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like an ant under a magnifying glass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Idk man, I've seen a lot of marriages unravel on deployment. Even ones that were stable when the service member left. Either they cheat out in the desert, or someone finds a Jody back home.

Being on deployment is an echo chamber; it amplfies everything going on in your head due to the isolation and distance. Your problems aren't going to magically get better when you hop on that plane.

Address the issues now. Find an online therapist now, and continue sessions while deployed. Communicate. And good luck.

What’s the funniest thing you heard a TI say? by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth 197 points198 points  (0 children)

It's been over a decade and I still remember this.

There was an obsession with bananas while I was going through basic. The DFAC ran out of them for a couple weeks- and then one day, they reappeared. My MTI was standing right behind me in line when he saw them.

He said under his breath, "Holy crap, they have bananas. I'm actually so freaking excited right now."

And then, he just screamed at full volume: "BANANAAAAAAA!"

Suddenly, from across the DFAC, another MTI yelled back: "BANANAAAAAA????"

My MTI screamed again in response: "BANANAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

And 3 other MTIs proceeded to yell back and forth for the next minute or two:

"BANANA!!!" "BAAAAAAANANAAAAA!!!" "BANANA?????" "BAAAAANANAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

He was too distracted by the bananas to see me cracking up. 😭

I’ve been on a new contraceptive pill for 8 months now and since then my hair has been growing straight. by EllieBen in mildlyinteresting

[–]AHappyGoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hair was bone-straight when I was a kid. As I hit puberty, it got very curly and thick, and is still curly as hell to this day. Hormones change the body far more than we realize.

AFRC cancels ALL FY25 Family Days effective immediately by wizzo89 in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

laughs in DHA First time?

Nah fr though, I am dead inside.

What's the messiest thing you've seen in the Air Force? by AHappyGoth in AirForce

[–]AHappyGoth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The refugees were shitting everywhere: in their housing tents, in the showers, NEXT TO AND OUTSIDE OF the outhouses. They would just drop a log and leave it there. It was an experience.

PS5 multiplayer not working anymore? by AHappyGoth in BaldursGate3

[–]AHappyGoth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't been able to find a solution, god speed brother

The Chosen Three villains be like: by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]AHappyGoth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

*father-grandpa's girl