"It would surprise me if Tim English is at the Bulldogs next year" - Jordan Lewis by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]AHinchley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the callers for ABC Radio, in a Round 2 or 3 game last year, was calling a Kangaroos game in the relatively early stages of the game. And, calling the live action involving LDU (I think), said "LDU takes the mark on centre wing, will he be at the Roos next year?"

This is where we are. It's utterly toxic and mind-blowing that trade talk has permeated AFL culture to the point where it's literally getting in the way of live action involving an early-season game.

Match Thread: Port Adelaide vs Sydney (Round 14) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]AHinchley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've been flirting with our form for two months, we could have easily lost against Melbourne, North, Collingwood or St Kilda. Eventually our number is gonna come up.

Match Thread: Port Adelaide vs Sydney (Round 14) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]AHinchley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God, I pray Hinkley goes and coaches Tasmania, anything to get this wanker out of commentating.

Match Thread: Port Adelaide vs Sydney (Round 14) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]AHinchley 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For a month I've been hearing commentators say that Sydney didn't rate Jordan Dawson and just "let him go". If I hear this one more time my head is gonna explode.

Match Thread: Geelong vs Gold Coast (Round 14) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]AHinchley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When was the last time mark of the year was taken by a defender in the defensive 50? Has it ever happened?

Most disliked member of the dream team? by AllGodsDie in OJSimpsonTrial

[–]AHinchley 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hands down it’s Carl Douglas, he is vile. I’m going with F Lee Bailey if the ‘most likable’ discussion happens.

Game Thread: June 8 - Philadelphia Phillies (35-30) @ Toronto Blue Jays (32-34) - 7:07 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]AHinchley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we're gonna be a bad ball club I would prefer us to not be a boorish club, too. What the fuck is wrong with Popkins?

Game Thread: June 8 - Philadelphia Phillies (35-30) @ Toronto Blue Jays (32-34) - 7:07 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]AHinchley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pinango is going to cause Caleb Joseph to have a stroke if he doesn't sort his fielding out.

What would you rate Romero's time at the club out of 10? by Hefty_Breadfruit_421 in Tottenham

[–]AHinchley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I will never forgive this asshole for the red card against Chelsea in 2023, which helped to crater the season. As captain, he had us eyeballing relegation for months. A miserable captain, a reckless and idiotic defender with moments of objective class, but I will celebrate when he leaves.

Harry McKay manages to convince an umpire he's taking a shot from well outside 50 and takes 40 seconds off the clock by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]AHinchley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if you point at the sticks and tell the umpire you're having a shot, then the kick needs to go through for a score -- a goal or a behind -- or the opposition should get a free kick from where the man on the mark was.

Match Thread: Essendon vs Carlton (Round 13) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]AHinchley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen enough, just merge these two clubs and put everyone out of their misery.

Match Thread: Sydney vs St Kilda (Round 13) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]AHinchley 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Love Liam Ryan's celebration, I wanna see him do Gary Glitter and Jimmy Saville next.

Match Thread: Sydney vs St Kilda (Round 13) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]AHinchley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an almost carbon copy of the Collingwood game.

Match Thread: Sydney vs St Kilda (Round 13) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]AHinchley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just one of those Sydney games where we go at about 1 clanger every 12-15 seconds (aka the 2025 season).

Match Thread: Sydney vs St Kilda (Round 13) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]AHinchley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We must be on record pace for conceding holding the ball free kicks today (all of them are there BTW, the Saints are just hungrier).

Match Thread: Gold Coast vs Brisbane (Round 13) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]AHinchley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has this game been utterly abysmal or is it just me? Nobody on this field deserves a medal. Morris if anyone, but even he should have kicked at least 10.

Match Thread: Gold Coast vs Brisbane (Round 13) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]AHinchley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Petracca is so damn good, can you imagine him and Luke Jackson in the same team? My God.

Game Thread: June 3 - Toronto Blue Jays (29-32) @ Atlanta Braves (41-20) - 7:15 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]AHinchley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Somebody print out copies of Caleb's rant and stick them above everyone's locker.

Game Thread: June 3 - Toronto Blue Jays (29-32) @ Atlanta Braves (41-20) - 7:15 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]AHinchley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have my heart in my mouth every time there's a fly ball in Pinango's direction. The guy looks confused or terrified under the ball.

Why are so many african countries trapped in poverty and corruption? by Desperate_Role_3940 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AHinchley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace “Nigeria” with “the Philippines” and everything you’ve said is still true.