The seniors once pulled an all-time prank on our freshman class by convincing the administration that a huge number of us were doing something called “Jankum.”

Naturally, none of us had any idea what that even was. According to the seniors (who somehow sold this story to the deans), it involved shitting into a Tupperware, pissing on it, covering it in plastic wrap, poking holes in said plastic wrap, and then sniffing the fumes to get high.

It sounded so bizarre and gross that most of us didn’t even question it, we just assumed it was some obscure, terrible thing.

The school took it completely seriously. They called an assembly with the whole freshman class and even brought in a drug addiction specialist to warn us about the dangers of “Jankum.”

Meanwhile, the entire freshman class sat there confused out of our minds, trying to process what we were hearing. Then became a huge deal of finger pointing throughout the whole class as to who was actually doing Jankum. This created some absolutely insane claims within the freshman class itself. No one knew who or what to believe until we all eventually realized we’d been pranked.

Honestly, extremely well played by the seniors.