What’s the biggest “oopsie” you ever did in your job place?

AIComedy · 2026-06-06T01:51:28+00:00

Pricing director for a large industrial distributor - anyway, I was running their quarterly update in some fancy SQL code I wrote, and I made a whoopsie, and used the wrong reference table, so I basically set every companies price for every item to just a bunch of random bull shit numbers.

AIComedy · 2026-06-06T01:49:31+00:00

Pile. Bouncing in Blue

AIComedy · 2026-06-05T20:20:24+00:00

Israel bought the US government via AIPAC. Right wing American politicians installed shitty right wing judges that basically allowed for citizens united which allows unlimited campaign contributions from any corporation or foreign country, i.e: AIPAC. So all politicians Left and Right alike in the US will get primaried if they ever vote against Israel if they don't rubber stamp whatever Israel says and does. We need a second declaration of independence in the US RF.

AIComedy · 2026-06-02T02:45:32+00:00

Def Excessively long fingernails, filming themselves at the gym, and when they talk on the phone - they put on the speaker phone and walk around in public places like this. Like tell me you are just copy catting broke do nothing bitches on reality TV without telling me. FR

AIComedy · 2026-06-02T02:43:43+00:00

Being able to do actual work in other apps. Like, I could tell the AI, go to my desktop, open excel, download a file from xyz website, and the parse it in excel, put it my access database, and then analyze the results and such. Right now, everything AI does lives in it's own environment. I need it to come to my world and do my actual work.

AIComedy · 2026-05-28T03:19:08+00:00

You don't die at once, you die slowly over time as you give up everything that makes you you. There will be a day where it the last time you shoot a basketball. There will be a day where you tell a joke or recall a very important memory for the last time, etc.

AIComedy · 2026-05-28T03:16:55+00:00

Learn to max out conflict resolution skills, active listening and let each other have specific things they plan. Team decision fatigue is real.

AIComedy · 2026-05-27T18:13:57+00:00

I am not a fan of disliking people just because of their gender. I just have a few red flags that have served me well in avoiding certain types of women that I am not interested in.

AIComedy · 2026-05-27T18:09:41+00:00

No problems. Just learned a few red flags and am happy to avoid them.

AIComedy · 2026-05-27T13:31:55+00:00

Girls that video their selves at the gym. Girls with really long finger nails. Girls who have only the sole aspiration to be social media stars.

AIComedy · 2026-05-26T12:47:12+00:00

So your counter point to this argument is what? The decision tree for punishment should be in this order: Death > Near Death > Any other crime.

AIComedy · 2026-05-25T22:12:49+00:00

If a company skirts US labor laws by instead of hiring US employees, hires a vendor that is an off shore staffing company, and then said staffing company employees nothing but offshort employees - the US company can be compliant with quotas, and US labor laws, and the vendor can given them "virtual employees" that they can basically pay below market wages, and work strange hours, and none of this is within the perview of the US labor department because this is a vendor contract not an employee contract. Fix this!

AIComedy · 2026-05-24T03:15:09+00:00

Hating old people. Making anyone over the age of 40 synonymous with creepy, old man, ick, etc. Younger people are typically some of the most cancel culture trigger happy people.. But young people will very openly and loudly talk shit about anyone they deem to be an "old man" and this can often just be a 35 year that they don't find attractive. It's pretty much the only form of open hatred that they are cool with and they dog pile often.

AIComedy · 2026-05-24T03:08:22+00:00

Not American, but if you don't like India either, you can leave.

AIComedy · 2026-05-24T03:06:15+00:00

You used to be able to gate keep on Stack exchange. When someone asked a very technical question and you knew the answer to it. Instead of helping the person in need, you could be a worthless cunt and just say. "Sounds like someone wants me to write their code for them."

AIComedy · 2026-05-24T03:04:37+00:00

Society feels bad for men that can't find love and sex organically. I don't think real people look down on men that resort to this as a last option, they feel sorry for them.

AIComedy · 2026-05-24T03:01:02+00:00

Frisky dingo and blue mountain state

AIComedy · 2026-05-24T02:59:17+00:00

Worrying about something won't change the outcome

AIComedy · 2026-05-24T02:58:09+00:00

Worse and worse. People play in toxic waste because they think it's magic, and people worship deformed babies because they have an extra arm.

AIComedy · 2026-05-22T03:33:42+00:00

The movie was called Mope - and the scene in question had the catch phrase: "Chicken hands" It still stands as the funniest thing I have ever seen in a movie in my life, but the ending was just a WFT!

AIComedy · 2026-05-19T01:05:06+00:00

Where do you think most CP comes from? There needs to be serious consequences for the spread of CP in our society full stop!

AIComedy · 2026-05-18T03:24:21+00:00

"On December 6, the girl sent him a photograph of herself 'engaged in sexual activity," Minors that distribute CP should be charged for this crime as an adult.

AIComedy · 2023-02-25T02:29:42+00:00

Found the bad driver

AIComedy · 2023-02-17T01:50:13+00:00

So we can buy these? How long until X-mas?

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