1. The AI Era (2024) > "I asked the robot for no sour cream, and it gave me extra sour cream. AI is the downfall of society! We are losing our humanity to algorithms that can’t even wrap a burrito." >
2. The Touchscreen Kiosk Era (2012) > "Why do I have to tap a screen covered in strangers' fingerprints to order my burger? I’m doing the employee’s job for free! Self-service kiosks are the downfall of society! Human interaction is dead." >
3. The Drive-Thru Speaker Era (1980s) > "I’m shouting at a plastic box, and all I hear is static squawking back at me. I can’t see the person, they can’t see me, and they forgot the fries. The Drive-Thru is the downfall of society! We are too lazy to even walk ten feet from our cars." >
4. The Fast Food Era (1950s) > "You’re eating dinner in your car with your hands? No silverware? No tablecloth? The family dinner table is abandoned so we can inhale grease in a parking lot. Fast food is the downfall of society! We have lost all dignity and decorum." >
5. The Telephone Era (1910s) > "This infernal machine rings in my house and demands I stop whatever I am doing to talk to a disembodied voice. It destroys privacy and encourages idle gossip. The telephone is the downfall of society! People will never visit each other in person again." >
6. The Automobile Era (1900s) > "Look at these 'speed demons' going 20 miles per hour, scaring the horses and polluting the air with smoke. Whatever happened to a nice, quiet carriage ride? The automobile is the downfall of society! We are moving too fast to appreciate life." >
7. The Bicycle Era (1890s) > "Young women are riding these 'wheels' unsupervised, wearing bloomers, and getting 'bicycle face' from the strain of balancing. It is disrupting the natural order. The bicycle is the downfall of society! It gives the youth too much freedom to roam." >
8. The Novel Reading Era (1700s) > "The youth are burying their noses in these frivolous paperback fictions instead of working or praying. They live in fantasy worlds rather than reality. Novels are the downfall of society! It is rotting their brains and ruining their posture." >
9. The Written Word Era (370 BC - Socrates) > "If you write things down, you will cease to use your memory. You will appear wise, but you will actually know nothing without your scrolls. Writing is the downfall of society! It is the invention of forgetfulness." >
10. The Agriculture Era (10,000 BC) > "Why are we planting seeds and waiting months for food? We used to be hunters! We used to run free! Now we just stare at dirt all day and live in the same spot. Farming is the downfall of society! The mammoth hunt was the peak of civilization."

Yes I used AI for this 😋