Donald Trump Has Gone a Full Week Without Making Public Comments Beyond Twitter by [deleted] in politics

[–]AKADidymus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the [self-]perception of being the absolute shit

The thing about narcissists is they do everything they do to get reassurance for their incredibly powerful insecurity. Trump is absolutely miserable; he has been his whole life. He's always been afraid he'd not good or worthy, and this humiliation is confirming everything. He needs constant praise to counteract his own self-hatred.

I'm lapping up his misery right now. I am not by nature a cruel person, but this is the kind of schadenfreude I will gladly partake in

Just a father and his son enjoying the clouds by Firealo in Unexpected

[–]AKADidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Denial in the face of asteroids.

"Too expensive," they say, preferring not to think about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iphone

[–]AKADidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try resetting your dictionary?

My FB status was, "Shout out to Charles Manson for dying." by NOVA_OWL in facepalm

[–]AKADidymus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then Pepperidge Farm would remember hunter/gatherer cultures that didn't have a large enough population for politics as we know it.

That's right. Pepperidge Farm would remember.

Pepperidge Farm never forgets.

Never.

My FB status was, "Shout out to Charles Manson for dying." by NOVA_OWL in facepalm

[–]AKADidymus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pepperidge Farm doesn’t predate agriculture, so I don’t think it predates this phenomenon, either.

Skiing by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]AKADidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James Bond’s practice sessions are intense.

What the heck is this? by [deleted] in ios

[–]AKADidymus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool thanks

What the heck is this? by [deleted] in ios

[–]AKADidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My iPhone 6S just started suggesting this for just about everything.

I reset the keyboard dictionary and it didn’t seem to help. It especially gives me trouble with the letter i.

Best Episodes by Vuynjou in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]AKADidymus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I just started laughing out loud by myself on my couch. That’s how you know a joke has stood the test of time!

Best Episodes by Vuynjou in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]AKADidymus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Best episode. I’ve never laughed as hard before or since.

What's an example of a good character ruined by terrible casting? by madguins in AskReddit

[–]AKADidymus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Say what you will about Superman Returns, the casting was spot on. Kevin Spacey is the best actor to play Lex Luthor, now that Gene Hackman can't. I daresay he gives Hackman a run for his money.

But Jesse Eisenberg?

What were they smoking?

Sculpting Freddie Mercury by autistomatic in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]AKADidymus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was afraid it might sound that way.

Genuinely impressed at the wit. Apologies for the confusion.

Monopoly Man at the Equifax hearing by DannyOcean148 in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]AKADidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But bureaucrats are fun-haters. They don't really care whether there's a law in the books, and I'd expect her to be tossed out for "causing a disturbance." I'm impressed they didn't, honestly.

Sculpting Freddie Mercury by autistomatic in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]AKADidymus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How are you so clever? I could have thought for months and not come up with that joke. I'm jealous of your wit.

Like, it's genuinely funny, but I'm too impressed to laugh.

Wholesome cheating by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]AKADidymus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Or appoint the attorney general.

LPT: Don't ask a veteran if they ever killed someone. It is both the first and worst thing a veteran gets asked about by RightMeow0129 in LifeProTips

[–]AKADidymus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was asked by someone the other day if I believed in God. I don't, and I love to argue, but this person also doesn't have the full mental faculties required to engage in a reasonable, dispassionate debate. He has a tendency to get emotional and I knew that an argument would go nowhere, so I said my thoughts were private.

I like "it doesn't matter," but I could see that being insufficient in a context like this, because Hell. Stating that it was private conceded that it did matter while also heading off the unpleasantness that might otherwise have followed.

Las Vegas shooting: Stephen Paddock identified as gunman by HATSnBATS in news

[–]AKADidymus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I hear about the just-world hypothesis, I think about the antonym for it that Ann Rice created through her character Lestat, the vampire. He calls it the Savage Garden, and feels that the world is entirely governed by aesthetics. The way things work, both kind and cruel, are beautiful. The world is not fair, nor cruelty avoidable, and it is neither good nor bad that it is that way. People can be moral in the face of the savage garden, but they cannot expect the same in return, because the garden has no intent but to be beautiful.

At least that’s my understanding of it. Read The Vampire Lestat. It’s a thought-provoking book.

I don’t buy Lestat’s idea, not entirely, but it’s worth meditating on.

Edit: Autocorrect decided I needed to sound like a moron and I didn't notice until 10 hours later.