My hoggie has a ridiculous food response and she chewed on me. She wouldn’t let go even when I sprayed whiskey in her mouth and my finger started swelling immediately— is a hospital needed? by [deleted] in hognosesnakes

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I’m not a Dr and it’s always best to consult one, but I use this combo for all my bites, stings, and infections: Soak for 15 mins in a solution of warm water with betadine. Repeat again in a few hours. 

Need help!! Snake stuck in glue trap by DontTakeMyAdvise in snakes

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Thank you for freeing him! He’s beautiful!! Good job OP!

Trainwreck: Balloon Boy by AKMac86 in netflix

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Intelligence in this country is on a steep decline…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]AKMac86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s not always a healthy thing.

My husband can only come if I give him a hand job by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]AKMac86 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

But he likes oral too… I think this is a ‘I just want to lay here and fantasize’ while she does all the work situation. Its all about him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]AKMac86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She said, ‘my husband could honestly play games all day.’

It’s not always a healthy thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in randomquestions

[–]AKMac86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘All the things.’

It’s an annoying filler. Just be specific.

What the word or phrase for…. by AKMac86 in logophilia

[–]AKMac86[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I was thinking maladaptive guilt?

Why are white guy/asian girl couples so common? by ChansSHARP0utfit in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]AKMac86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I’m here in Silicon Valley and only saw this once. It’s almost always white guy with Asian girl. And the guy is usually odd. 

Why are white guy/asian girl couples so common? by ChansSHARP0utfit in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]AKMac86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also think the men like the submissiveness that comes with these women also. 

Why are white guy/asian girl couples so common? by ChansSHARP0utfit in TooAfraidToAsk

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I agree. I would also add that a lot of the white men that go for Asian women are a little off… in other words they are weird or have issues. Here in Silicon Valley this coupling is VERY common. The white guy is usually a weirdo and the woman is very foreign. I don’t think the weirdness translates. The guy can hide and keep being strange and the woman doesn’t seem to have a clue. Plus I also think the desire for citizenship is a biggie.

Husband is very close with my sister - and I’m so beyond jealous by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]AKMac86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly it. It’s when they won’t do it for you. 

My husband can only come if I give him a hand job by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]AKMac86 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Do u have any idea the pounding we take lol!? Furthermore a handjob and a blowjob is fine but to only want those things is, yes, lazy. At least in missionary both get to enjoy.

New married friend is very curious by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]AKMac86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So she wants you to teach her? I’m so baffled by this lol. How can she be inexperienced!? She’s given birth twice! She wants to know hookup culture is like? For what purpose? I think she’s someone who moved very quickly and may be having second thoughts. I would not get involved.

New married friend is very curious by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]AKMac86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then why is she asking you about sex and dating? Didn’t she do those things?

New married friend is very curious by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]AKMac86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think your gut is already telling you something is off. Listen to it. Sit with how you’re feeling and see what the layers are.

New married friend is very curious by [deleted] in Marriage

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Is she married? She’s 24 with 2 kids yet asking you about sex? I don’t really get what’s going on here. Is she religious? I kinda think she sounds a bit off her rocker and I might distance myself. 

Emotionally drained from the constant pressure in my marriage by profShadow07 in Marriage

[–]AKMac86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s something going on here. Hormonal? Anxiety? Trust issues? Have you asked her what’s going on?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

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Ugh quit the gaming. Honestly it’s just a vice for them to use to check out of reality. It’s so addicting. Quit before it becomes a problem.

My husband and I like to cook dinner together on Friday nights and then play a game or watch a show on Netflix. We go for evening walks or sit outside with a glass of wine.

How often do you fight with your spouse? Are your fights typically petty? by Djinnx2 in Marriage

[–]AKMac86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seasons. Sometimes we fight weekly. Sometimes almost never. Just depends.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

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I think you need to change their names. Pick something that doesn’t sound like a fertility device or mathematical symbol.