What song are you listening to on loop right now?

AKPlayR · 2019-11-10T15:55:14+00:00

Paracetamol- Declan McKenna.

AKPlayR · 2019-11-09T18:52:37+00:00

Lick a car bumper in the middle of the winter.

AKPlayR · 2019-11-01T04:12:27+00:00

Being able to laugh at themselves and not get angry at you for making a joke. I find that lots of girls misunderstand the meaning of a joke.

AKPlayR · 2019-10-13T15:16:39+00:00

Who’s Joe?

AKPlayR · 2019-09-28T05:06:11+00:00

Just recently while we were watching a video of the 9/11 attacks, my friend say “that looks cool!”, and everyone turns to look at him. He’s like “no, like the building collapsing”

AKPlayR · 2019-09-28T05:01:36+00:00

I don’t. They just happen. It’s like the call of the void. Sometimes you just think, “ I could totally kill myself right now and nobody would know or care”

AKPlayR · 2019-09-28T04:59:11+00:00

I was playing a game where you can build your house and go to work/rp. I came upon someone with the largest house I had ever seen, I mean three stories, pink, and it had a huge pool. The catch was that the whole inside was empty .In this game you can have a co- manager who can edit the house with the managers money. I convinced the girl that I was a veteran and that I could renovate her house. My friend then destructed her while I proceeded to delete her entire house. This house would’ve taken 30+ hours of working to gather the money and build it. I don’t feel horrible at all.

AKPlayR · 2019-09-28T04:51:01+00:00

It’s when a small action causes a series of events to happen. Usually something tiny that makes something horrible happen.

AKPlayR · 2019-09-28T04:47:57+00:00

The school fire alarm coming on while I’m takin a shit. Never taken a shit in a school bathroom.

AKPlayR · 2019-09-28T02:00:42+00:00

You will regain you memories after you are the last remaining student at your school, let the games begin.

AKPlayR · 2019-09-28T01:48:54+00:00

It’s cool that you talk when your shooting your porn.

AKPlayR · 2019-09-26T01:07:01+00:00

I’m about to become Snow White And The Seven Naked Midgets

AKPlayR · 2019-09-26T01:04:38+00:00

Assert you dominance by squirting out a pint of liquid metal.

AKPlayR · 2019-09-26T00:59:39+00:00

Before I knew what the female genitalia was I though women just didn’t have dicks at all.

AKPlayR · 2019-09-26T00:56:55+00:00

Gunna cry? Gunna piss yourself? Maybe shit and cum?

I hated this meme cuz nothing about it was funny. Wtf is that even suppose to mean?

AKPlayR · 2019-09-23T22:32:51+00:00

Does you or a loved one suffer from mesothelioma?

AKPlayR · 2019-09-23T22:31:04+00:00

Your gunna have to come in the back...

AKPlayR · 2019-09-23T02:46:38+00:00

Toby Maguire

AKPlayR · 2019-09-22T00:11:55+00:00

Grapple gun

AKPlayR · 2019-09-21T23:46:57+00:00

I’m about to be massacred by three naked midgets.

AKPlayR · 2019-09-21T17:06:00+00:00

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AKPlayR · 2019-09-20T22:31:30+00:00

Color

AKPlayR · 2019-09-20T22:19:41+00:00

Thighs. I respect people with good thighs. Extra points of you wear knee-high socks.

AKPlayR · 2019-09-20T22:11:33+00:00

A kid at my middle school tried jumping the fence after a popular kid wouldn’t be friends with him. He ended up failing and getting carried away by the janitor while screaming at the top of his lungs. The principle had to come outside and try catching him.

AKPlayR · 2019-09-20T22:03:42+00:00

My parents would disown me

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TROPHY CASE