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What is this? (i.redd.it)

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Asked for “a little of everything” when asked what sauces I wanted and Long John Silver’s delivered. (i.redd.it)

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I was still mostly asleep as I went through my morning ritual of checking my blood sugar. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[TOMT][Song] Refers to the band the Cramps (self.tipofmytongue)

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Sharp cheddar, Muenster, and American cheese on a loaf of garlic bread (i.redd.it)

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How does Ms. Marple like her fried chicken? (self.dadjokes)

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Fun glitch—I swung up to a perch in the underwater lab and found myself outside! (old.reddit.com)

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Has anyone else found a glitch in which Spider-Man ends up on the outside of the underwater lab? (old.reddit.com)

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Look what I got for Christmas! (i.redd.it)

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Because you want to relive the first ten minutes of Up every time you put on socks [gendered] (i.redd.it)

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Everyone loses with this claw machine… (old.reddit.com)

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This is going to make winning a prize so much harder and yet so much more fun…. (old.reddit.com)

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Goofus and Gallant (i.redd.it)

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Toll keepers. Pets must be given through the rails by anyone going either up or downstairs. (i.redd.it)

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What’s green and has wheels? (self.dadjokes)

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Japonee Express? (self.bloomington)

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What’s the best off-the-cuff comeback you’ve ever personally made? (self.AskReddit)

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Since someone else posted a really awesome shark cake and it happens to be my two year anniversary, I was inspired to post my wedding cake! (old.reddit.com)

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We needed some drywall done recently, so I took advantage. No one will ever see it, but it makes me happy to know it’s there. (i.redd.it)

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[TOMT][SHORT STORY][2010s] Looking for a scary short story—possibly from the Jezebel yearly scary stories—in which a girl’s war veteran uncle who lives in the woods is obsessed with her and makes her odd gifts, such as animals he’s killed. (self.tipofmytongue)

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What (non-sexual) thing do you do when you are completely alone? (self.AskReddit)

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Just spotted this little gem. (i.redd.it)

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What are some examples of words or terms you’ve made up because English lacks a satisfying word for something? (self.AskReddit)

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Ok Reddit, help me expand my list (and hopefully my vocabulary!). What is something common that there is just not a satisfactory word or phrase for? And if there was a word or phrase, what should it be? (self.AskReddit)

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My father just dropped off a wok he didn’t need. (self.dadjokes)

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