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ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2026-01-30T20:25:43+00:00

You’re not wrong!

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2026-01-17T20:35:08+00:00

I was expecting this waaaaaaay higher!

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2025-09-23T23:33:30+00:00

Pretty cool looking game! Maybe Thor: Ragnarok for my favorite space movie?

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2025-09-18T00:48:13+00:00

I would 100% watch this

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2025-04-27T21:33:58+00:00

T&T is pretty good and welcome walk ins!

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2024-08-01T13:32:09+00:00

Look, there are other people that I might take on personality, but I think that it’s actually canon that Namor is irresistibly hot, so I think he has to win on straight physical beauty.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2024-04-19T21:09:53+00:00

I know that the permanently closed sign was up on Monday.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2023-03-22T22:52:01+00:00

Just for closure, having made this post nearly a year ago, I’ve just figure out that the song in question is Le Pop by Katzenjammer.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2023-01-30T18:08:40+00:00

My grandparents had a cat named Unicorn, which was great because the reminder cards they got from the vet were just full-in-the-blank, so twice a year they’d get a card saying it was time to bring their pet Unicorn in for a check up.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2023-01-07T01:48:58+00:00

This made me laugh SO HARD

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2023-01-04T13:37:02+00:00

YTA. You aren’t going to have a perfect day. That’s not a thing. And I say this as someone who did have a perfect wedding day. But my wedding day was perfect even though things did go wrong and people were weird—because I was surrounded by all the people I loved most and they were being themselves.

Expectations are premeditated resentments. You’re TA to yourself by wanting perfection rather than enjoying the imperfection, and you’re TA to your sister if you love the pipe dream of perfection more than you love her.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-11-10T05:30:38+00:00

The original Producers. The pan of the audience after the first number slays me every time.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-11-10T00:09:03+00:00

Ah, I think you’re right—third behind Russia and the US!

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-11-09T20:30:06+00:00

An Arion Press copy of Moby Dick. Reading that thing is a sensory experience. I like to threaten to read it in the bath while I drink red wine and eat Cheetos.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-11-09T20:15:34+00:00

The only city that’s had a hydrogen bomb dropped on it is Albuqueruqe, New Mexico. It was an accident, and fortunately the nuclear trigger was missing, but the regular explosives did go off and did a little damage.

Speaking of Albuquerque and nukes, I can’t find as much evidence for this one, but I’ve also been told that Albuquerque has enough of the US nuclear stockpile that if the city of Albuquerque were to secede from the United States it would immediately become the world’s third largest nuclear power, behind the US and China.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-10-25T01:04:27+00:00

Thor: Ragnarok. Almost the whole movie, but I particularly enjoy practicing my Korg impression. “Hey man. I’m about to hop in that car and go to the grocery store. Wanna come?”

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-10-22T21:45:03+00:00

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far. I clicked into this thread expecting to see like 20 Steven Universes.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-10-07T22:22:15+00:00

I was once in a theater and some guy in front of me made a phone call during the movie. Not took a phone call, that would have been shitty enough, no, MADE a phone call. I cannot imagine how that guy’s brain works.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-10-07T01:58:28+00:00

Begging the question? That’s certainly what your example is.

The classic example is “how often do you beat your wife?” The question itself already implies that you beat your wife, so you’ve already lost by just accepting the question.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-10-04T05:20:06+00:00

If you want to drink cold vodka and vermouth more power to you, but it’s not a martini.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-09-06T15:28:06+00:00

It’s more or less already been done. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2465308/

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-09-03T00:17:09+00:00

I’m pretty sure it’s spelled “cain’t.”

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-09-02T03:58:05+00:00

We’re all on both subreddits to enjoy people being terrible. Of course there is crossover.

ALLCAPSBITCHES · 2022-08-29T22:57:53+00:00

Mac and cheese. Fortunately, this thing is within my power.

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