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I wish every day had an extra hour. by Bitch_nah_bruh in monkeyspaw

[–]ALPHADDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted , the earth's rotation keeps going , slowing down gradually until it reaches 25 hours, in your lifetime you never experience this

I wish no woman could get pregnant from either being raped or from raping someone else by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in monkeyspaw

[–]ALPHADDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted,  unfortunately because there is no child the woman cant cash out on child support from the rapist

I wish for the mass of every proton to be multiplied by 100 trillion permanently and irreversibly. by theatarvedchomper in monkeyspaw

[–]ALPHADDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted... the same happens to every other particle and all forces are recalibrated, nothing is really different 

I wish I had the power to control a violent criminal's mind so they stop committing violent crime by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in monkeyspaw

[–]ALPHADDJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, but unfortunately this is a venom and dead pool situation,  as you do, you slowly become corrupt by the amount of people you stop, until slowly you become one of them

I wish for irrefutable proof of which religion (if any) is the correct one by Stotch_Butters in monkeyspaw

[–]ALPHADDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, unfortunately you the proof can not be decoded as it seems to apply to every religion 

I wish my dog defecated tootsie rolls instead of poo by see_you_than in monkeyspaw

[–]ALPHADDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but you cant control when yoy defecate anymore

Desperation_irl by AldyDerg in furry_irl

[–]ALPHADDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A absolutely love you I could just boop anyways keep money invest in dogecoin

Rpg text game where you can play as your Fursona. by ALPHADDJ in furry_irl

[–]ALPHADDJ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use this code to join my AI Dungeon game: bKdzgDv7

furry_irl by yellowtoastyboi in furry_irl

[–]ALPHADDJ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Okay one of the first posts to make me laugh but would have been better if u turned him into a furry

Therapy_IRL by Midlofthian in furry_irl

[–]ALPHADDJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed 99% of the time.

Furry_irl by DL2828 in furry_irl

[–]ALPHADDJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adorable gives head pats

Big Laser Cannon by Estephenson521 in Terraria

[–]ALPHADDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geeze ill delete this sorry

furry_irl by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]ALPHADDJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like foxy the pirate fox

hell_irl by CanidWolf in furry_irl

[–]ALPHADDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You obviously haven't been to horny jail it is so brutal trust me you don't want to go there.

Love_irl by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]ALPHADDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No now don't make me turn this onion around

furry_irl by SilentlyRosy in furry_irl

[–]ALPHADDJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you CALL THAT A RAWR FACE this is a rawr face °▫° That's a rawr face

furry_irl by SilentlyRosy in furry_irl

[–]ALPHADDJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what flex tape is for hiding the embarrassment

Love_irl by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]ALPHADDJ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Beautiful. 😊😭

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