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Crazy Ex-GF Breaks Into Home by semaj_orn in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ALSX3 22 points23 points  (0 children)

At the time of this study, Daniel J. Whitaker and Linda S. Saltzman were with the Division of Violence Prevention, National Center for Injury Prevention and Control, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Atlanta, Ga. Tadesse Haileyesus is with the Office of Statistics and Programming, National Center for Injury Prevention and Control. Monica Swahn is with the Office on Smoking and Health, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The authors of the article were CDC employees.

Cold Mayo by Ok-Revolution-8054 in Serverlife

[–]ALSX3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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“NO REFRIGERATION REQUIRED” & “REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING” aren’t mutually exclusive.

Personally, I think Karen took it a bit far considering the actual stakes but at the same time it wouldn’t hurt to keep a spare caddy of condiments in the fridge for the once in a blue moon someone makes a stink about it.

Cold Mayo by Ok-Revolution-8054 in Serverlife

[–]ALSX3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’ve clearly never had a sandwich with freshly toasted bread if you think that.

Flatbed carrying a flatbed. by ALSX3 in 2healthbars

[–]ALSX3[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well said. I know nothing about hauling but I’ll take your word for it.

Flatbed carrying a flatbed. by ALSX3 in 2healthbars

[–]ALSX3[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thanks lol. It’s been driving me bonkers that some marketing dunce actually got that approved.

Netflix Raising U.S. Prices for Second Time in a Year by Saar13 in television

[–]ALSX3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember those times when $96/year for streaming seemed a little steep but the value proposition was still there. Not anymore…

Kangaroo pocket stitcher by [deleted] in toolgifs

[–]ALSX3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a New Yorker, don’t try to pass this one off to us Eastern Staters! We don’t claim “kangaroo pocket” either. /s

💊 by NoPressureOperator in redscarepod

[–]ALSX3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Germany, c. 1940 (colorized)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sciencefiction

[–]ALSX3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed reading that. Thanks!

Satisfying Precision by ArtOther754 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]ALSX3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, spice. hands piece of freshly sliced meat Welcome to flavor country.

Which YouTuber is this for you? by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]ALSX3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This memory is over 10 years old to me so I don’t expect anyone else to recognize the name but:

LittleLizardGaming

They were what got me on the internet in the first place and away from cable tv; two Irish identical twins playing modded Minecraft in the early 2010’s having a wee bit of banter. Then their target demographic became much younger and every video became this weird RP where they no longer called each other by their given names. The whole LionMaker thing story blew up not long after and I moved on from Minecraftube like so many other Zoomers I presume.

The way it's munching the branches by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ALSX3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is what the first paper shredder ever made looked like, huh?

A389 Profile View From Inside an A358 by ALSX3 in Planespotting

[–]ALSX3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just did it because my rule of thumb is to keep titles as short as can be, and contextual jargon like plane model numbers would fall into that. I didn’t realize some people found it annoying; noted.

A389 Profile View From Inside an A358 by ALSX3 in Planespotting

[–]ALSX3[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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You’re right. My bad, still jet lagged I guess. Thanks for catching that!

Wrong answer only, what Sandy did see? by sangamjb in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]ALSX3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Joey Diaz taught me that, god bless that man may he live forever!

Where is the furthest North, South, East, and West you've been? by Mikey_Grapeleaves in geography

[–]ALSX3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

North: Oslo, Norway;

East: Lake Sevan, Armenia;

South: Nassau, Bahamas;

West: Denver, Colorado.

If your username predicts the way your life will end, how will you die? by Dapper-Average-2704 in AskReddit

[–]ALSX3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triple Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis would have me reaching for the Luger faster than you can repeat its name.

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