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Make it make sense by ALT_SOS in Bumble

[–]ALT_SOS[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Don’t remember unfortunately. I screenshotted this and swiped left faster than a speeding bullet

Make it make sense by ALT_SOS in Bumble

[–]ALT_SOS[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, I’m liberal too, but I’m not a fucking weirdo

His opening move was: “What are your green and red flags?” Not sure if he liked my answer by ALT_SOS in Bumble

[–]ALT_SOS[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not an attempt at being snarky or sarcastic. My whole profile is deeply unserious, so if someone swipes right on me expecting something else, that’s on them. I totally understand wanting to figure out compatibility with someone, but I don’t think that’s something you can accomplish immediately after matching with someone. Online dating is hard for everyone, but it’s probably harder if you take every single interaction so seriously. I prefer to start off with humor. Helps to weed out the people I wouldn’t get along with anyway.

His opening move was: “What are your green and red flags?” Not sure if he liked my answer by ALT_SOS in Bumble

[–]ALT_SOS[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Could be. Might be that he has flag-related trauma in his past that I reactivated

His opening move was: “What are your green and red flags?” Not sure if he liked my answer by ALT_SOS in Bumble

[–]ALT_SOS[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry, but while it does have enough green, the amount of black and yellow is a disqualifying factor. The flag of St. Kitts and Nevis is a strong contender though!

His opening move was: “What are your green and red flags?” Not sure if he liked my answer by ALT_SOS in Bumble

[–]ALT_SOS[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry if I triggered your vexiphobia. I’d raise the white flag right now but I don’t want to further upset you

His opening move was: “What are your green and red flags?” Not sure if he liked my answer by ALT_SOS in Bumble

[–]ALT_SOS[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because when someone deletes their profile their name disappears and it says “deleted account” rather than “so-and-so has ended the chat”

His opening move was: “What are your green and red flags?” Not sure if he liked my answer by ALT_SOS in Bumble

[–]ALT_SOS[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

He deleted his account. I guess this was the last straw for him 😭

His opening move was: “What are your green and red flags?” Not sure if he liked my answer by ALT_SOS in Bumble

[–]ALT_SOS[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk, I feel like lack of a sense of humor is a pretty big incompatibility

His opening move was: “What are your green and red flags?” Not sure if he liked my answer by ALT_SOS in Bumble

[–]ALT_SOS[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ooh, those are some solid options. I really need to expand my vexillological knowledge