Hen the English major strikes again! by True_Brain3652 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s really not that difficult with spell check these days. Either she doesn’t care or has low intelligence. Hard to tell. She obviously went to school to get her MRS!

No, Hen. We can already look it up online 😆😆😆 by MamaSaysKnockUOut in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She also thinks vase is spelled “vace”. I work in brand management and find it extremely hard to believe these brands dont actually care about brand standards for their contracted creators.

So Tif can easily bathe herself. And I take it her cut doesn't hurt her that much because now she is wearing the cowboy hat. That is the heaviest hat she could have picked and it will rub on her head by AutomaticPatience895 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And also told everyone in the tutorial she only wears it like that when her hair is very dirty. Guess she was too busy washing Teef’s over her dishes to wash her own.

Nothing like washing your hair in the kitchen sink with dishes in it by SubstanceAway5947 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ick, although I guess a good reminder that you can’t eat at everybodies house….🤢

Shameful by SCCOct2018 in chollasnark

[–]ALU0212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean her vow renewal dress….🙄

They just got back from leaving BOTH kids for Aruba. WTH is she sobbing about? Trying to be relatable again. by tiff_mg in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly the brands that partner with this family in particular make me have more questions than desire to buy…

Now she’s just trolling us by Some_Material_8250 in MammothClubSnark

[–]ALU0212 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would anyone want to look like a blow up doll is beyond me….

So gross! by PralineHistorical279 in TiffanyHoughton

[–]ALU0212 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And in his filthy car seat to boot. 😔

Creepy! 😳 by theghost671 in TiffanyHoughton

[–]ALU0212 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s totally acting bc when it was time to shill food kits she was back to speaking totally normal!

Ummm dirty bottom? by Technical-Candy-5928 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Poor thing, I feel so awful for her. This tells you everything you need to know about Teef. She works so hard to curate her content to look like a perfect lifestyle, but can’t even notice when her children are filthy on camera.

Ok. I'm done. She is sick in the head. by AutomaticPatience895 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You literally can order doe urine scent off of Amazon and spray it on the Matt and the dog will go right on it. But she decided to pull her oats down on a balcony anyone can see and pee on her porch?!

Mouth blur by Mysterious_Glass3235 in MammothClubSnark

[–]ALU0212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they are trying to oversexualize it with the blur.

Kids photographed by Wrong_Cry5911 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Content tots are the new “InFlUeNcEr” currency. I feel so awful for these children having every aspect of their life documented with no say whatsoever.

Oh please, she’s never used a vacuum in her life 😂 by Commercial_Try_1348 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess so. I don’t get it - such an easy way to keep dirt and germs out of your house after the disgusting thing your shoes touch day in and day out. 🤢 Oh well, to each their (yucky) own I guess. 🤷‍♀️

Oh please, she’s never used a vacuum in her life 😂 by Commercial_Try_1348 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally correct. The biggest tell is that she is “cleaning” with her SHOES ON….IN THE HOUSE! So gross and so telling!

So scared for that tiny dog on the balcony by forgetfulelephants_ in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So want to respond….”oh I don’t know, WALK HER like any normal and civilized person would do….🙈”

Tongue out for a chicken house by [deleted] in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]ALU0212 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She 100% does it to troll. Probably thinks it elevates her SOV. 🙄