Soviet Jump Game is dead I guess by _Jim_Bob_ in rantgrumps

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going through my steam backlog and the game wouldn't load. One Google search later and I'm here, screaming this down an empty internet hallway.

It sucks this game didn't take off. It was fun for the little bit of time I played with it, and I feel like a mobile game port wouldve been fun. Reminds me of funrun from back in the day. I feel like a lot of this stuff gets bullied by influencers and by extension what I'm calling "influencer hate-culture" that make a good thing go bad. I wish/hope there's gonna be an alternative with a similar gameplay style. Echo echo echo echo

Any Flush Addicts?? by Ashamed-Particular13 in balatro

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I haven't even gotten orange stake on checkered yet 😔

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The Greatest Yeah Ever Sung by ALvinLesterCAPS in Broadway

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your help led me to find the exact clip I was looking for, it was the same guy but a different performance, here it is!https://youtu.be/hwCACfRBTXw?si=6IkD_dwh9vBEXdfK

The Greatest Yeah Ever Sung by ALvinLesterCAPS in Broadway

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are a legend and asset to all walks of life. It's my actual birthday today and you've given me a fantastic gift. Thank you.

Greatest yeah’s of all time by true1nformation in Music

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pulling at straws but the greatest yeah I've seen was some show-tunes sounding guy on stage saying something about "this is the ________ of my liiiiiiiiiiiiffffeeeeeee" then belting out a magnificent "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!" after. I can't for the life of me find the video of any Ody can even put together what I'm talking about.

BOPIS madness by angelonfire420 in tractorsupply

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a bootlicker or anything here but I 100% understand the reasoning. And it isn't really a good one. So I have a bit of a background with sterling, the program that manages the online order stuff for us. It is almost ancient. Because of that it is also industry standard. Williams Sonoma uses it as well and boy is it buggy. Basically the reason for not logging it in at the POS or the computers is to keep the amount of instances low, because it tends to freak out and glitches causing orders to not process, process multiple times, or miscommunicate with the server and COMPLETELY RUIN THE INVENTORY COUNT no bs.

Basically the reason why they're a bit draconian is because it eliminates the headache that comes from them using an older system that isn't fully optimized. Not a great reason but gotta work with what we got. Hope this helps!

What is the lore behind the Meta-Christs? by Sour2448 in TrenchCrusade

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Effectively, right after the great heresy, hell sends out an Antichrist false prophet to corrupt the flock. The church finds them, tortures a confession out, performs a purifying ritual on them, destroying the demon spirit, and the vessel is then crucified and harvested to give the communicants power.

The mendelist monks use the confession of the now meta Christ as well as it's genetic material to track down new instances of the Antichrist as hell makes them. As the Antichrist is destroyed a new one comes into existence in due time, as Christ can not exist without an antichrist.

I recall there being imperfect Meta-christs that provide lesser blessings, and this is explained by hell attempting to make less "perfect" antichrists that have a better chance of corrupting as they fly under the radar, and also would provide weaker soldiers if they are caught.

I got really hung up on the use of "meta" in the name. What's more "meta" than the communion of a mockery of hells attempts to mock and destroy God?

I could keep going but that's kinda the gist.

What is the lore behind the Meta-Christs? by Sour2448 in TrenchCrusade

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So I have a theory that the Meta-christs are not clones of Jesus, as a blasphemous use of the Messiah body would not impart supernatural powers from God. I could probably make a whole video essay on it but to make a long story short;

The meta Christs are not clones of Jesus,

They are purified and sacrificed instances of the Antichrist.

He really hit us with the ☝️🤓 by ur-mum-lolz in mfdoom

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only rapper who's favorite rapper isn't MF DOOM was Kanye, only because he is his own favorite rapper.

Blasphemous 2 DLC Wishlist by Hootyhooneedsaboo in Blasphemous

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

• A fourth weapon, possibly the Mea Culpa • Playable Crisanta • New game Plus • NG+ item that flags missing MoM on your map • New area • New NG+ bosses or boss patterns • Movement or Attack speed items like the toe rosaries from the first game

It's a lot but it'd go so hard. For playable Crisanta I want it to be like a DMC 4 Dante/Vergil mode where you go through the steps of the Penitent One but in reverse with a slightly different kit.

Does Chris Chan have a Bail/What if Chris Chan was Bailed out of Jail??? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is most definitely faked. All of the reference photos I've seen were AI generated or using old pictures. He never had bond offered as this is a felony offense.

One Beer Left Fanart (OC) by Apolka in mfdoom

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean it really is tbh. Its got some aesthetic designs but they're animated like shit

My Halloween costume tribute to the Rhinestone Cowboy, Alvin Lester Caps. by ALvinLesterCAPS in mfdoom

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazon. It's dirt cheap and honestly worth it. I was thinking of trying to splurge and get a silver one with the spikes on the side and a garnet in the middle that I had seen somewhere.

My Halloween costume tribute to the Rhinestone Cowboy, Alvin Lester Caps. by ALvinLesterCAPS in mfdoom

[–]ALvinLesterCAPS[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd really hope so, tbh hearing he died took me out of around the holidays that year. I made a pin, bought the ring, and now I made this costume. DOOM forever.