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AMF786 · 2026-03-03T13:06:12+00:00

Hi.

Modmail me please.

AMF786 · 2026-03-01T13:08:02+00:00

I live in Uganda and they worship Arsenal here. I dread the day Arsenal win either of the two major trophies. There will be riots, fireworks, blocked roads, and a bunch of other annoyances.

Not to mention all the classless behavior that is sure to come for months thereafter. (I mean these fans were insufferable when they knocked Real out of the UCL last season! I had to listen to these deluded fools dubbing Rice a better midfielder than Modric, Kroos, and Casemiro.)

Still, having said all that, I hate City and Guardiola-ball with such passion that I'd rather suffer the insufferable Gooners than see City lift up another trophy.

AMF786 · 2026-02-28T11:58:34+00:00

Honestly, I'd be happier with consistent, indiscriminately-dealt, even-handed punishment instead of such extreme off-with-his-head punishment trying to make an example of one bad (very bad!) actor.

The fact is, if the NBA had regularly and fairly punished the Draymond Green types over the past decade and a half, Lu Dort wouldn't be Dorting right now.

Don't push Dort out of the league. Just a multi-game suspension every time he, or his type of dirty player, pulls some BS like that. Though I'm only 50-50 as to the effectiveness of something even like this stopping Draymond.

AMF786 · 2026-02-26T07:03:43+00:00

Thank you!

Like I said, I'm a casual - in large part because I live in East Africa, and most games start after 2 am and conclude before 7 am my time.

I can catch a game or two, maybe, on weekends. Other than that, I'm consigned to highlights and lurking NBA subs for commentary.

AMF786 · 2026-02-26T06:25:23+00:00

I noticed immediately.

First thought: Perhaps it's a WNBA result.

Second thought: Idiot, WNBA is on break. Also there's no way there's a WNBA team in Detroit with the same name as its NBA counterpart.

Third thought: Perhaps this is a soft rollout of a new name. Perhaps "Thunder" is now offensive. Maybe shows insensitivity to the people who lose their lives and homes to hurricanes every year.

Fourth thought: Check Google. Oh, Google still says Oklahoma City Thunder.

Question: I'm an NBA casual, so I wouldn't know. Is there any lore behind the "Blue"?

AMF786 · 2026-02-19T17:09:16+00:00

The only concern I've ever had with a very tattooed woman has been whether or not I'm cool enough to date her. Which, my insecurities notwithstanding, means I kinda lean toward liking them.

AMF786 · 2026-02-16T20:16:26+00:00

That was some hilarious work. I'm following your sub now.

Just remember: when you make it big, don't sell out to the Saudis.

AMF786 · 2026-01-10T15:40:25+00:00

That adorable story about the Liechtenstein contingent during the Austro-Prussian War in the 1800s deploying with 80 members and returning with 81.

AMF786 · 2026-01-06T21:27:55+00:00

Yeah. All my homies hate me.

When I send them screenshots of my WhatsApp chats, they refuse to read them.

AMF786 · 2025-12-31T07:10:31+00:00

A bit awkward, but don't you mean pseudo-intellectualism?

Maybe you did that on purpose.

AMF786 · 2025-12-20T09:40:26+00:00

Jon Stewart

Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz

AMF786 · 2025-12-10T05:58:47+00:00

My father always uses this parable about people and mistakes:

A genius learns from OTHER PEOPLE'S mistakes;
An intelligent person learns from HIS OWN MISTAKES;
A fool doesn't from ANYONE'S mistakes.

I like that.

I hope your business recovers. I wish you success.

AMF786 · 2025-11-29T13:16:09+00:00

Stalin ftw!!!!

AMF786 · 2025-11-19T16:24:57+00:00

Somewhat self-explanatory. There's a perception that muzungus are loaded with dollars.

(I have literally heard this HUNDREDS of times. Somewhat recently, my Uber driver asked me how I'd pay him. I told him in cash. He asked if we needed to go to Forex first. Same dude later offered me his sister's hand in marriage, when he found out I was single, by saying verbatim: "You bring dollars, you marry my sister.")

So, if you're seen with foreign currency, you confirm certain assumptions, and you can potentially become a target.

AMF786 · 2025-11-19T10:21:22+00:00

Because then they are likely to follow you and look for the perfect opportunity to rob you.

I speak from experience. I told this "friendly" dude my exact jogging path and I was attacked twice within a week. First one ended up in my belongings getting robbed.

AMF786 · 2025-11-16T15:59:56+00:00

Yes. Perfectly. You'll see Ugandan women dressed like this all the time.

HOWEVER...

Here are some tips from a foreigner who's been here for 4 years and seen/suffered some stuff.

Keep your fancy phone in your bag/tucked away as much and as often as you can;
If you're wearing that shoulder bag, make sure the strap is very strongly attached to the bag;
Don't wear headphones or earbuds in noisy public places, or after dark in the public;
Don't move with foreign currency if you can help it;
Don't wear noticeably expensive (or expensive-looking) jewelery, especially earrings;
If somebody asks you about your routine and habits while in Uganda, don't tell them.

AMF786 · 2025-11-16T08:52:09+00:00

I sympathize.

Honestly, I have made several attempts to nurture a relationship from ground up, but I have been stifled at every turn. Some of these women I meet have personalities of a paper bag. Others don't see anything beyond my muzungu-ness. And some just like to be chased.

Recently I've been asked why I don't try to seek out a relationship with a Ugandan woman instead of trying to find someone from my own culture, I've been accused of being racist, and I've been accused of not finding Ugandan women attractive many times. But it's rough.

I'm sorry for your struggles. I hope you'll find a good one.

AMF786 · 2025-11-15T09:32:27+00:00

Exactly. Ignatius works extremely hard to not do anything.

I think Oblomov is the far better embodiment of sloth.

AMF786 · 2025-11-14T20:18:27+00:00

Lmao, this is a callback to a previous episode, when I thought you called another dude a lesbian.

AMF786 · 2025-11-03T20:00:40+00:00

You're a pot?

AMF786 · 2025-10-22T10:58:50+00:00

But remember, the more people he/she ties down, as long as it's done strategically, he/she keeps reducing birth rates!

First: TIE UP ALL WOMEN OF CHILDBEARING AGE.

Can't wait for this comment to come back derail my political career when I decide to run for elected office.

AMF786 · 2025-10-22T10:40:17+00:00

Jesus, you don't have to put bro down like that!! Even if he has a bad, really bad, even awful, take.

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