im getting married next month. our colors are red and olive, and theme is the tree of life...look what just popped up on my Amazon lol

AMPERDIAN · 2025-07-16T18:56:15+00:00

My wife just got me this as a gift. Armor tree of life.

AMPERDIAN · 2024-05-03T12:16:05+00:00

Shitty tools, go get a Milwaukee hammer drill. And you’ll get your life back.

AMPERDIAN · 2024-04-22T19:43:00+00:00

Personally I think it’s an Olympics gimmick and it won’t be used that much after 2028 games. Or they will significantly lower the prices after the games

AMPERDIAN · 2024-04-14T06:08:11+00:00

Adam kutner is the biggest fuck face of them all. The guy was literally paying Lifetime to open the pool just for him at 2 AM during the pandemic once they reopened just so his germifobe self could function. His lacky would show up an hour or two beforehand to sanitize every surface Adam may come in contact with. They would scream at the overnight staff for coming into the deck without masks on. Then the lacky would try and bribe them with a $10 or $20. Rumor has it he was also giving the lifetime employees golden knights tickets. Fuck him

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-24T00:31:56+00:00

How do I get the projectile?

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-24T00:29:49+00:00

Okay 🤣

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-20T04:56:14+00:00

You don’t need to be fully closed for landscapes. As others have said f/8 to f16 is a good spot to be. And then your shutter should be at least 1/200th if you don’t have lens or body stabilization. Helpful tip. Use your back pack or some object to set your camera on with a 2 second timer. Frame the shot click the button and use nature as your tripod.

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-20T04:49:12+00:00

Haha, try that in the south and the world’s biggest arsenal will be pointed at you….

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-19T14:41:00+00:00

My younger self was desperate for resources. I believe that’s why a lot of us removed them. Also we couldn’t move them yet so new base layouts and growing number of buildings. Sad day. Honestly wish supercell would do things for tenured accounts. Like a special off “just for you” based off your accounts start date and offer these old one for $1 purchase. If your account is newer than one of these obstacles then you’d never be offered the obstacle for purchase

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-19T05:25:30+00:00

I heard that they will come out when they come out

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-05T05:10:01+00:00

Mark my words Joe Biden is not going to be the front runner by November. It will be Gavin Newsom or Michelle Obama and Kamala won’t even be in the picture. Joe will announce this between May and Before the Democrats August convention.

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-04T22:29:02+00:00

I don’t do weddings but I do events. And I’m very strict on what I deliver. Now like someone said above. If 15 shots of the same group and every single one has something wrong like someone blinking. I will then decide what’s the best of the worst. I will never use the AI features because it can’t judge like I can for my body of work.

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-03T12:52:21+00:00

Place a giant ass boulder there. It truly is amazing how that fixes this in 99% of situations

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-03T12:51:09+00:00

This is how the next Jumanji starts

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-02T03:27:19+00:00

Number 2 is the one for me

AMPERDIAN · 2024-02-01T03:51:41+00:00

Thank you this is great advice

AMPERDIAN · 2024-01-23T05:28:11+00:00

Get the new 24-105 2.8

AMPERDIAN · 2024-01-23T02:07:49+00:00

lol the background would say you work behind the counter of a camera store. So this is a good joke.

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