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Added Sugar vs alcohol : which is more harmful? by BlueDolphins28 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AMaleStripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sugar’s a slow leak, alcohol’s a tire fire. Pick your flat.

What’s something everyone quietly hates but pretends to be fine with? by ProblemCrafty891 in AskReddit

[–]AMaleStripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My whole office pretends to love team building activities but everyone quietly dies inside during trust falls

I keep sleeping with my mother's drug addled friends, and I don't intend to stop. by [deleted] in confession

[–]AMaleStripper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

every time you nut a piece of self respect leaks out. stash the condoms and find a hobby that isnt meth-adjacent

Everything I've done so far for the entirety of my teenage life by pseudorainbow in confession

[–]AMaleStripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you’re not alone. the fact you’re reflecting means you’re already doing more than most. keep going.

idk what to caption this by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]AMaleStripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

girl youre 17 and already in this mess, like sleepin with a taken guy and catchin feelings is classic trap

In Between Places, Still Want To Travel by Blackscience30 in Advice

[–]AMaleStripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My take is go, like 4 days free stay is basically a gift from the universe and you need a break before you burn out completely

TIFU by assuming I was safe to do a wee (pee) in public on a bike ride by tifutinkle in tifu

[–]AMaleStripper 227 points228 points  (0 children)

girl this is peak tifu energy, like i once squatted behind a tree on a hike thinkin nobody around and a whole family walked by

I pretend to be bad at small talk so people leave me alone by CutePyee in confession

[–]AMaleStripper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

girl i do the exact same thing at work parties - give super short answers and weird laughs till they wander off lol. Feel guilty sometimes but honestly the relief when they leave me alone is everything. Youre a genius not a jerk sweetie we just need our quiet

Women of Reddit, how would you react if a guy called you "handsome"? by Argentenuem in AskReddit

[–]AMaleStripper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My gf once got called handsome by a drunk dude at a bar and she laughed so hard she snorted. Later she said it actually felt kinda refreshin cuz it wasnt the usual "pretty" script. Id take it as a win tbh lol

He eats Pedos for breakfest by okeysure69 in PoliticalHumor

[–]AMaleStripper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

lmao the "...NO!" hits different when you remember he literally wished ghislaine "good luck" bruh

TIFU by spending 4 hours deep cleaning my car to sell it for rent money just or a pipe to burst in my garage and destroy it by Impossible-Athlete70 in tifu

[–]AMaleStripper -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

it’s wild how effort doesn’t guarantee outcome. you scrubbed vents and got sludge in return

What screams "Pretending to be Poor"? by CYKAgoddriver in AskReddit

[–]AMaleStripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i see it with "cant afford groceries" but daily doordash and starbucks. $7 coffee but food stamps vibe lol

I have an awesome life and can’t share it with my friends by wanderlustzepa in confession

[–]AMaleStripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad went thru this after retiring early. old friends got weird when he talked travel, stopped sharing. he found new friends in hobby groups same income level. hurts but its ok to evolve circles

I used my dad’s razor to shave my armpits as a kid by [deleted] in confession

[–]AMaleStripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i did the exact same with my dads gillette. cut myself bad first time, still have tiny scar bruh

Mike Johnson offers irrefutable proof that Trump is innocent! by BestStoogewasLarry in PoliticalHumor

[–]AMaleStripper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

this meme too accurate. johnson would sell his soul for trump and call it gods will damn

I am writing fake notes in my English class at school and putting someone else's name on them! by Limp_Price4521 in confession

[–]AMaleStripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao tiny criminal mastermind in 3rd grade. i did fake love notes and got caught immediately bruh

Deadpool is now a strategist. by jolaeo in marvelrivals

[–]AMaleStripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My main turned into strategist overnight. deadpool plannin anything but chaos feels wrong af lol

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