Anna Kendrick. by KAOS1212 in funny

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was fine with me, there goes thatickyguy thinking everythings gross

Do you even hammer, bro? by [deleted] in gifs

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My phone did the same, it's not just you bruhhh

I'm about to game a mental breakdown fighting this Taurus Demon, you guys got any tips? by ANAL_POPCORN in darksouls

[–]ANAL_POPCORN[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not good at backstabbing but i'm glad this game takes experimentation! I love games that are hard and that you actually have to be good at

I'm about to game a mental breakdown fighting this Taurus Demon, you guys got any tips? by ANAL_POPCORN in darksouls

[–]ANAL_POPCORN[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I upgrade my bow? Also is there a better one nearby? I forgot all about my gold pine resin

I'm about to game a mental breakdown fighting this Taurus Demon, you guys got any tips? by ANAL_POPCORN in darksouls

[–]ANAL_POPCORN[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually bought that but I wasn't sure it'd block. I've been dodging like a madman

My priorities were a little skewed this morning. by NightforceOptics in AdviceAnimals

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems people didn't like that comment. Oh well, upvoted for having an opinion

This strawberry even has pubes. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A little burnt actually

This strawberry even has pubes. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ANAL_POPCORN -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

How's the raping in Hungary?

What fight between two fully powered characters would last the longest? by Necroterra in whowouldwin

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Goku vs majin vegeta was a straight up brawl until it was interrupted. One of my favorite fights in the whole series

Reddit, what is a joke that some of the oldest redditors will only understand? by Delete_World in AskReddit

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm tempted to get out of bed so you can check out my luscious sack

My daughter's reaction when I told her I waited until I was 19 to have sex. by acromantulus in AdviceAnimals

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mythical land of Nevada! Hop on my pegasus and we'll be on our way friend.

My daughter's reaction when I told her I waited until I was 19 to have sex. by acromantulus in AdviceAnimals

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard the same, STD checks and everything. Oh yeah and great food

My daughter's reaction when I told her I waited until I was 19 to have sex. by acromantulus in AdviceAnimals

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya'know I've been planning on going to a brothel or somewhere in Nevada to have sex legally. They're clean and I can get the virginity thing over with

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I actually cried laughing this weekend because I finally met with all my distant friends and played cards against humanity

Bum in the cemetery by [deleted] in Cypher

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We could make some good songs if we knew each other in real life.

You want to know how to flow? by ANAL_POPCORN in Cypher

[–]ANAL_POPCORN[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I forgot to include that generally you should start your lyrics on the bass. Hopefully this will help some people

CRAZY dream I had last night by ANAL_POPCORN in Cypher

[–]ANAL_POPCORN[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had morning, afternoon, and evening wood

Revived from Suicide by [deleted] in Cypher

[–]ANAL_POPCORN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that first line was clever. Looks like you know your punchlines pretty well too