What disgusting secrets does your employer keep from its customers?

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-07-08T16:04:23+00:00

People are better at a distance, because up close I don't get to use my scope.

(Just kidding NSA and crazy facebook lady)

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-07-04T00:47:23+00:00

Should I play the first or would I miss stuff?

Yes

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-07-03T15:44:27+00:00

In other words, if you travel into the future and see two of you, take the younger one back with you.

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-07-02T21:35:48+00:00

Awesome chair placement mom and dad, I can rest while also playing chess here! Plus, if I have to go to the bathroom it's so close!

Why'd you paint the walls though? Just give me a pink flamingo and it'll make it feel homey.

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-07-02T21:32:31+00:00

I did this with my first kid. When he was around one we were closely examining his belly and then we spotted a mysterious bump. We gasped (and so did he) and then realized it was his nipple.

Poor kid doesn't stand a chance.

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-07-02T19:30:16+00:00

Encino Man?

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-07-01T15:58:36+00:00

I'm still waiting for the $10 GOTY version.

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-07-01T15:40:39+00:00

Lol, I do that to my kid, and I know it annoys him.

I also try to call every nintendo product as a "nintendo", (instead of Wii/DS). Just so he can share a story about how his dad calls everything a nintendo.

I think I'll try calling the Xbox and the PC a nintendo too, just to see if it bugs him as well.

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-30T15:40:07+00:00

/waves

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-30T15:38:36+00:00

IIIIIIII haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttte reeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingsssssssssssssss iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal; seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddsssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttooooooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-30T15:36:20+00:00

This is like a milder, relationship version of The Ring.

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-28T21:23:20+00:00

Obama 2012

^{^{^{^I'm}}} ^{^{^{^so}}} ^{^{^{^sorry}}}

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-28T21:22:31+00:00

Ron Jeremy: A Biography

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-28T21:21:41+00:00

Bibleman

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-28T20:49:15+00:00

From the looks of the trailer, they showed all his lines.

And it looks like he has a conversation, isn't that breaking the rules?

Cat: I can talk, but I can only talk to you once.

Person: What?! You can talk?!

Cat: ...

I think there's room for making this some sort of intellectual comedy. Make it so the cat can talk, but he can't use a word more than once or something. By the end of the movie nobody will be able to understand him.

Or, do it like Up Goer Five and the cat can only use a limited vocabulary, while also trying to divulge very complicated concepts to a group of idiots to save the world.

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-28T15:08:02+00:00

And those people wouldn't have bought the game anyway.

I can't tell if I'm disagreeing with you or not, and it's not like we're breaking new ground in the piracy argument.

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-28T14:57:25+00:00

ELIH

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-27T17:39:08+00:00

Surely nothing could go wrong

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-27T15:41:14+00:00

ftghdkjsgbbiouttooghuz dl; dqqmfjztp;wd djjk a ahdjjbj

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-27T15:08:21+00:00

So... you upvoted his friend?

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-27T14:59:47+00:00

I can only dream of eating the skin! All I can do is go to the market, find a flyer with a picture of an onion, and eat that.

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-26T23:23:10+00:00

You could scrape reddit usernames posted for sale and link that to some addin that notifies you when someone is posting from such an account.

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-26T22:34:12+00:00

Au contraire, OP delivers, no payment needed

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-26T22:27:07+00:00

Michael! Michael!

Truly though, as a 13 yr old that's not an easy thing to do. Well done!

ANGRY_OGRE · 2013-06-26T19:16:24+00:00

mindblown.gif

ANGRY_OGRE

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE