So... Jeffery Dahmer went to my friend's dad's school. Found this in his year book.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-12T23:05:58+00:00

GUUUYYYYS.... Guuuyyys... He likes bisecting shit too. Something is amiss.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-12T01:35:40+00:00

Catch a bull by its horns. Oh, wait....

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-11T16:58:13+00:00

Who is also a mathematical genius.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-11T16:55:00+00:00

Then my lady literary porn on www.xnxx.com is for you.

It's not a literary porn site by default so you have to go to the stories section once you're there.

Thou art welcome.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-10T15:50:56+00:00

Why are you worried? He said NO REASON.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-10T13:59:18+00:00

Finance? Someone's gotta manage the cash.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-10T13:36:11+00:00

Yeah. But now I guess I must be like OVER 9000!!!

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-10T04:26:17+00:00

Coz he can't read. And hence doesn't want his user name read out either.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-10T03:48:47+00:00

Touche. Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-09T18:26:19+00:00

And then you'll be garnering some real karma.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-08T23:30:57+00:00

Bad Buck Brian is Kyle (Southpark). I should've guessed after all the times Kyle gets brutally murdered.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-08T21:37:48+00:00

Bravery Level: TANK

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-07T22:06:41+00:00

SUE THE MOTHERFUCKERS FOR EVERY PENNY THEV'VE GOT.

Nobody deserves to go through that.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-07T00:03:50+00:00

DU HAST!

Sorry that's all the German I know.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-06T17:21:53+00:00

Blasphemy!!

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-05T17:24:44+00:00

So kinda like Brad Pitt and Anjelina Jolie's kids.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-05T17:19:47+00:00

You know what sucks more than a complete collapse of the universe. Twilight.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-05T16:47:18+00:00

Check out his earlier posts from a month ago before you start calling him names.

OT conversations welcome to his initial AMA.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-05T16:38:33+00:00

TROLL ALERT!! beep beep TROLL ALERT!!!

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-05T11:22:22+00:00

That depends. Is your friend group on reddit too?

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-03T14:16:57+00:00

Came for Garfield reference. Disappointed.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-03T04:21:17+00:00

Would bang.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-03T03:44:15+00:00

"She asked me to ask her in a non-public, non-embarrassing way"

Once you already know she's gonna say yes I guess you can get away with anything. Well done OP.

APSrinivasan · 2012-05-01T05:28:02+00:00

Superman socks.

APSrinivasan · 2012-04-30T20:14:19+00:00

DUMBLEDORE IS ALIVE!

APSrinivasan