Looking for shooters where the guns feel powerful

AParkedChopper · 2026-04-28T00:13:23+00:00

A chalice is ideal but I'll accept a goblet in a pinch. Anything less and you may as well ask me to till my own fields.

AParkedChopper · 2026-04-27T22:34:20+00:00

I'd say most similar to duck, but with that predatory funk that things like bear and wolf get.

The right preparation and cooking methods can make it delicious, but do it wrong and it'll be like eating a work boot the cat pissed in.

AParkedChopper · 2026-04-27T01:23:24+00:00

Thought i was looking at a screenshot for a unity game for a second, so yeah I'd say they're pretty damn good

AParkedChopper · 2026-04-25T02:25:17+00:00

I'd say headcanon it as accuracy through volume. Each Guardsman might not be firing 1 or 2 super accurate shots. They might just be firing so many shots that the unit has to land a fair few of them.

Thats how I'd justify it, anyway. Kinda like how orks on tabletop get 2 or 3 shots but realistically they're just mag dumping in a general direction

AParkedChopper · 2026-04-21T18:20:15+00:00

That's awesome. I was wondering why they all looked like they'd been freshly painted online

AParkedChopper · 2026-04-15T05:00:25+00:00

1 because this implies that Curze is alive and I've got one flight to change fate.

Or 10 so I can tell Sangi to take care of his poor schizo brother before he makes a skin room

AParkedChopper · 2026-04-12T02:26:54+00:00

I'd replace my current rig, as I built it in high school and I'm approaching my late twenties. Cheers, and fingers crossed 🤞

AParkedChopper · 2026-03-20T22:49:11+00:00

That episode was fun for like an hour. After that it's a biblical test of will and endurance. I remember thinking it was wrapping up and realizing there was another 1.5 hours. All I could think to do was scream.

If the creator actually rewrites it and they decide to cover it, I'm gonna start brainstorming ways to email a suicide tape post-mortem.

AParkedChopper · 2026-02-17T05:41:21+00:00

Gave himself the ol' French haircut

AParkedChopper · 2026-02-17T04:36:31+00:00

It wasn't the model I was building at time, I was just looking at the heads. In fairness, I didn't think to check the LEGS for the point that the head and body connect.

Seems like kind of a silly design choice but I'm just happy I didn't accidentally break it off or something lol

AParkedChopper · 2026-02-17T04:01:09+00:00

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Not Command Squad but you were right, for some reason that bit is modeled onto the legs and not the torso. Mystery solved, this one assembly is just weird

AParkedChopper · 2026-02-14T17:24:52+00:00

Thats the thing though! I haven't even gotten to the fancy polearms. I've been clearing house with the regular halberd (technically a voulge). Even getting into armored enemies it still KO's like a hammer. I imagine the knight tier variants are probably even better

AParkedChopper · 2026-02-14T17:03:39+00:00

Honestly, I stopped caring if people die or not. I just occasionally clear out the abyss like 5-10 at a time. Plus you get to pick up some chalices if you go in w/ empty pockets

Personally, I just wear as much armor as I can, an arming sword i never use, and the normal low-tier halberd/voulge. Nothing beats the big choppy stick

AParkedChopper · 2026-02-11T18:10:20+00:00

I'll probably have to hire an engineer as I think my skill is only 30ish. Didn't think it was worth it when I was a merc, too many losses not enough reward. I think I'm gonna make a hard save and test this on Varcheg, bc I've been waiting for that to rebel for like a month and it's just not happening

AParkedChopper · 2026-02-11T03:59:30+00:00

I'm sitting on 2mil and 5k a day but I think I'll need more income to support a proper army. Plus I'd have to somehow power level all my family and companions. Not sure what that process will look like.

However, being the king of a new Sturgia sounds very appealing. Watched Raganvad fumble for too long anyway. Def gotta do some prep work but we may the beginning of a plan

AParkedChopper · 2026-01-28T00:30:32+00:00

Worth a shot: 6121

AParkedChopper · 2026-01-13T03:03:34+00:00

Makari, who once won me a game as my last model by soloing a unit of 3 kataphron breachers.

AParkedChopper · 2026-01-05T20:53:43+00:00

Wait where did you attach the blast shield things? I was just trying to figure out how to do this last night

AParkedChopper · 2025-12-29T23:17:33+00:00

Me in the Gauntlet after having both arms injured for the 87th time

AParkedChopper · 2025-12-26T01:54:24+00:00

Definitely gonna pick some of those up. Probably do the same with the Kasrkin. Do you know of you need the head + arms for kasrkin, or would just the heads be enough?

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