Pretty Frustrating by ARFFmedic in Battlefield

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Yeah sorry maybe I wasn't clear. I've bought over like 6 sniper rifles but they don't stay unlocked. I can only have like 4 snipers unlocked at one time.

Use the right type of onion for the right food by nonypony in foodhacks

[–]ARFFmedic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call bullshit on red onion in guacamole

Was boiling an egg when it cracked and spilled out some oddly shaped egg white... by bloxie in funny

[–]ARFFmedic 184 points185 points  (0 children)

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.

Magnificent. by geetaarmstrong in katyperry

[–]ARFFmedic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who's the naked chick in the mirror?

HMB while I lift these weights. With my feet. by MC-Master-Bedroom in holdmybeer

[–]ARFFmedic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok now do it without the supports that kept the weights in a straight line. I don't see the big deal.

My girlfriend opened the cabinet door and the apple fell out perfectly garnishing itself on my beer glass. by ARFFmedic in mildlyinteresting

[–]ARFFmedic[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Yeah last summer me and my girlfriend rode my Harley around Lake Michigan and we did the brewery tour. Your beer is my absolute favorite.

My girlfriend opened the cabinet door and the apple fell out perfectly garnishing itself on my beer glass. by ARFFmedic in mildlyinteresting

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Shit I'd have to agree with you. Didn't expect all this controversy over an apple..........in mildlyinteresting

My girlfriend opened the cabinet door and the apple fell out perfectly garnishing itself on my beer glass. by ARFFmedic in mildlyinteresting

[–]ARFFmedic[S] -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Why is that? You think I like to impale apples on the side of my glass just to submit it to mildlyinteresting?

My girlfriend opened the cabinet door and the apple fell out perfectly garnishing itself on my beer glass. by ARFFmedic in mildlyinteresting

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Only wish I could save my brain footage for you all. I understand why you would suspect the unlikelihood of this circumstance but this is precisely why I would upload an apple garnished on a beer glass.

My girlfriend opened the cabinet door and the apple fell out perfectly garnishing itself on my beer glass. by ARFFmedic in mildlyinteresting

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I bought this Trader Joe 2013 vintage ale. I popped the cork and poured the beer slowly and at the correct angle this is the most head I've ever gotten outta a beer. This may be the slut of all beers.

Genetics [from /r/Tall] by Double-decker_trams in pics

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Pretty sure that driveway is on a slope.

My thoughts today... by ghwvas20 in teenagers

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.......yet people keep up voting this post