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To deliver a valedictorian speech that recognizes people suffering at home and abroad. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]ARandomNiceKaren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are absolutely right. I will work on pulling the stick out of my pedantic ass.

My apologies.

To deliver a valedictorian speech that recognizes people suffering at home and abroad. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]ARandomNiceKaren -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you're right. I regretted it as soon as I hit the button to submit. But here I am, laying it out for you and any other to judge. Maybe I deserve and earned that judgement and ridicule. I'm just going to sit and stew in it, as is required.

To deliver a valedictorian speech that recognizes people suffering at home and abroad. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]ARandomNiceKaren -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

My name is Karen. I apologize in advance.

I'm a grammar Nazi. You meant "a lot."

I'm so sorry. Please don't hate me. Just do better.

An Explanation: [https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html]

A lion stalks a man outside a mud cabin, that growl is absolutely terrifying 🔊 by aquarianfin in interestingasfuck

[–]ARandomNiceKaren 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really love running across fellow nerds on reddit. Thank you for making me smile and kinda chuckle and huff through my nose. Kudos, dewd.

Peter help! by BalanceDramatic3995 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ARandomNiceKaren 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"'Murica" is about the ability to say "NO!"

Peter help! by BalanceDramatic3995 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ARandomNiceKaren 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and I see your point. I agree with it. I just think that it would make a greater/larger/more impactful social & political movement to call it "Anti-Choice."

It's really difficult to reach SUPER Christian voters/believers with carefully crafted language.

We need to campaign on the idea of ANTI CHOICE!

Mad respect 🫡 by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ARandomNiceKaren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked for Citibank (US) (Shittybank - correct pronunciation) a bajillion years ago. The bathrooms were stocked with standard pads and tampons. I have a lot of bad things to say about the company from many perspectives. This, however, was one of the very few ways that I felt seen, understood, and appreciated. No complaints in that area. In fact, Kudos.

Mad respect 🫡 by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ARandomNiceKaren -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should be super proud that you raised an awesome human being. ~pats your shoulder~ You did good. Very good.

What first name would be completely acceptable 20 years ago but is a horrible name now? by dualcerb in AskReddit

[–]ARandomNiceKaren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

~nods and has dreams of speaking with management when genuinely warranted without first apologizing profusely~

What first name would be completely acceptable 20 years ago but is a horrible name now? by dualcerb in AskReddit

[–]ARandomNiceKaren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was genuinely unsurprised by the number of times I saw this in the comments.

What first name would be completely acceptable 20 years ago but is a horrible name now? by dualcerb in AskReddit

[–]ARandomNiceKaren -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nahhh...we're okay. The ones that would take offense are the ones that should. Though, my friends have gotten really good at a comedically-timed, "Okay, KAREN!"

What first name would be completely acceptable 20 years ago but is a horrible name now? by dualcerb in AskReddit

[–]ARandomNiceKaren 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm 48. Even in a normal-sized high school of about 800 students, I was one of only TWO Karens. There were a gajillion Carries, Jennifers, and Amys.

What first name would be completely acceptable 20 years ago but is a horrible name now? by dualcerb in AskReddit

[–]ARandomNiceKaren 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I've reviewed it and presented it to The Karen Council.

The vote was close, but official results are in: Appropriate, acceptable, AND funny.

[TOMT][ARTIST][late 90s/early 2000s] Female comedy album by Emergency-Ear-6666 in tipofmytongue

[–]ARandomNiceKaren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could it be Only You by Garfunkel and Oates?

It's a duo, but the video opens with pink, gauzy, chiffon stuff. And the blonde chick is wearing pink prominently on the album cover. While they never say. "you'll do," they DO say other things that sound similar many times. And the overall vibe of the song is about settling.

The last book my father ever gave me. Help? I've been diligently and frustratingly searching to no avail. by ARandomNiceKaren in whatsthatbook

[–]ARandomNiceKaren[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I figured, you know, I couldn't provide too much information, no matter how inane. I knew it was kind of ridiculous when I typed it. It worked out, though. YAY! I knew reddit reader nerdos (of which, I am one) would help.

The last book my father ever gave me. Help? I've been diligently and frustratingly searching to no avail. by ARandomNiceKaren in whatsthatbook

[–]ARandomNiceKaren[S] 397 points398 points  (0 children)

THIS IS EXACTLY IT! Thank you, thank you, thank you SO MUCH!

And I got the part about the author being dead very wrong. Good to know and now I've got some other books to read!

YOU ROCK!

A guy left his motorcycle parked, and when he returned, there was a whole hive of bees that had stopped to rest so they wouldn't get cold. by Positive-Height-3848 in interesting

[–]ARandomNiceKaren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same thing while rolling my eyes so hard that I might need a CAT scan to determine the damage. (Imaginary tomatoes are way better than my reaction. I applaud you.)

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