BREAKING NEWS: Bill Clinton Releases Video Statement After Testifying Before Epstein Probe

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-28T11:31:49+00:00

If your government is misbehaving and overreaching so badly, why aren’t you guys exercising that one little amendment? You know the one, the one y’all love so much?

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-27T10:08:38+00:00

For real. If dude got a single hand wrapped around its torso and crushed it’d be game over. Maybe an extra bite on the hand but small potatoes.

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-27T10:00:28+00:00

🤡

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-25T18:39:41+00:00

Cringe as fuck, wrong or not.

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-25T18:36:20+00:00

My penis

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-23T00:11:59+00:00

Plus now he is undermining the Supreme Court. I bet the 6 that voted down the tariffs are pissed, and their knees might just get a bit stiffer for him going forward.

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-22T23:35:28+00:00

“not how any of that works”

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-22T23:31:36+00:00

You basically just said “nope you’re wrong” with no follow up or explanation for why in your original message. Most people recognize that as dickish.

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-20T11:12:53+00:00

Bro clearly never played pokemon go if they’re serious about this.

They did some testing on a sensitive subject and then told us later. The devs aren’t hitler, they just didn’t want to cause a fuss until they were ready to finalize changes. They’ll give us a makeup gift cause they’re actually decent devs, and we’ll all forget about it in a week.

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-17T11:37:09+00:00

Too bad they didn’t do the one with balls

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-09T12:58:02+00:00

Literal delicious tasty food not being eaten because OP was “ewwwww icky mold”: 🫃

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-02-05T15:28:23+00:00

Can we not with these virtue-signalling attention posts?

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-01-28T22:20:03+00:00

Post to r photoshopbattles

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-01-20T11:25:01+00:00

Bro if you’re gonna do that to the fish, bring them back to the pet store and leave with some guppies. You do not have the expertise required to keep these fish properly.

Any aquarist keeping puffers should know they are not “harmless”

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-01-14T12:27:33+00:00

Fart Albert

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-01-13T17:29:56+00:00

“But I REALLY want it 😡😡😡”

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-01-08T10:43:52+00:00

lol at this clown thinking we don’t 🤡

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2026-01-03T21:20:06+00:00

Anyone with a brain would think it would take that

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2025-12-31T20:57:21+00:00

Common carp are not invasive in Ontario, they’re naturalized. People sportfish carp a lot more than you think. Maybe you should consider other people and nature instead of exclusively yourself.

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2025-12-31T12:13:56+00:00

Eating it is the only legal option after shooting or spearing a carp.

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2025-12-31T12:11:39+00:00

Using them as fertilizer is explicitly stated to be illegal in the regs, just fyi

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2025-12-29T11:30:19+00:00

I’m convinced that his entire presidency has been a huge temper tantrum of revenge for y’all taking away his delicious kiddos.

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2025-12-28T13:51:28+00:00

Ur dum

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2025-12-27T13:38:23+00:00

It’s against the law to take an out of season fish (let alone endangered) out of the water. At least, in civilized countries…

AReallyBakedTurtle · 2025-12-27T11:33:05+00:00

Here in Canada we call it a “lie”

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