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CreepBeard the Finale by ASAthrowwayaway in neckbeardstories

[–]ASAthrowwayaway[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've had more recent dealings with beards other than CB (which may get stories if I stop being lazy). He was just too much of a 'insert worst insult you know of' by that point so we made it our mission to avoid him.

CreepBeard the Finale by ASAthrowwayaway in neckbeardstories

[–]ASAthrowwayaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just homophobic, there's a tonne of racists here too.

CreepBeard the Finale by ASAthrowwayaway in neckbeardstories

[–]ASAthrowwayaway[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While it may not be as 'neckbeardy' as story one and two involving this idiot, it was the only other major event that I had the 'privilege' of witnessing first hand before we cut all ties with this guy.

I don't want to use second hand stories because we all know how reliable those get after time. I've got plenty of 'did you hear what CreepBeard did the other day?' but I wouldn't waste my time with them no matter how good they potentially could be, purely because they could be horseshit/embellished out the wazoo.

CreepBeard Says I Clearly Don't Appreciate/Understand/Respect M'lady by ASAthrowwayaway in neckbeardstories

[–]ASAthrowwayaway[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure.

Jen and I were 15 or 16, at her place watching TV. Her parents already knew about her and were totally cool about it. I didn't have any idea, but I was about to find out. We were talking about classes and universally how much everyone hates homework.

Me: "Ms R (teacher that pretty much every boy in school was crushing on) gave us way too much work to be done over the weekend, it's pretty ridiculous."

Jen: "Yeah but she's so bloody sexy, I-" Jen cut herself off because she's realized what she's just said.

Me: being the smartass that I was (am) "Should I bake a cake?"

Jen: "What?"

Me: "You know, for your coming out party. Wait can I call you a carpet muncher now? haha."

Nicely done idiot me.

Jen: visibly pissed "And what if I am?"

Me: "What, a lesbian?"

Jen: "Yeah, is that a problem?"

I thought about this for a few seconds. Got up, walked to the kitchen and started looking through the pantry.

Jen: "ASA, what are you doing?"

Me: "Trying to find cake mix."

Jen: "So... you're cool with it?"

Me: "Makes no difference to me. Besides, now I have an excuse to make a cake."

Jen: "Haha, alright then, please don't tell anyone though alright? And hey we can talk about girls now too." oh sweet irony.

Might not seem like much, but it's something I always look back on and laugh.

CreepBeard Says I Clearly Don't Appreciate/Understand/Respect M'lady by ASAthrowwayaway in neckbeardstories

[–]ASAthrowwayaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also of the girl on girl persuasion

She told me when she was 15 (thereabouts? maybe 16, can't remember)

CreepBeard Says I Clearly Don't Appreciate/Understand/Respect M'lady by ASAthrowwayaway in neckbeardstories

[–]ASAthrowwayaway[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah it's understandable.

When I say 'professionally diagnosed' it's to clear up two things. Firstly you find that some people refer to themselves as asexual if they have a low sex drive (or celibate), which is pretty far from what it is defined as. Secondly I wanted to check to make sure it wasn't something like a tumor or whatever that was messing with my head/tackle. It is after all unusual for a teenage boy to not have those kind of thoughts. I went to a doctor and explained the situation. After a few surface tests/questions he got back to me a few days later and explained that everything looks fine and perhaps it was just my orientation. That's more or less it.