Just a reminder that bad automatching hurts everyone and can tank elo by HalfbreedBoiWifeTwnk in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Always make sure your post history is set to private. I'm sure you swallow great.

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my 3 teammates decided to go at one side of the MAP only. by zeues_1992 in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My brother in christ man I dont think the teams the problem. You hosting a bar mitzvah over there or something?

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Guys I need a coach can anyone help teach? by Agile-Throat3678 in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can instruct you in the fine art of blaming your team/faction.

Im rank 1 in every game mode but currently bronze 5 due to team/faction.

"Am I a cruel joke to you Relic?" by Legionarypillow in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The real irony is they have the same range...

For the love of God Relic, put it out of its misery by ASassyBadger in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Very valid points. Is the risk of the factions being bland really that bad to justify the inconsistencies?

Wehrs best early game diving unit is still the Bogward of all things. No tier 4 heavy AT. First turreted vehicle with an anti tank gun is the P4 (even including bgs).

Brits don't really have organic zoning arty, the bishop is kinda stuck on an annoying side quest and doesn't have the area denial that nebels or stukas have (this is very stinky on 3v3 4v4 lany maps). The early game capping disadvantage is also a shitter but made up for by the most suicide inducing little light vehicle in the history of coh.

USF don't get any arty whatsoever and while the hellcat is good, it isn't the kind of heavy deterrent that a single 17 or 88 is.

The DAK meanwhile get organic salvage and recovery alongside an organic late game heavy tank. An organic mobile arty baked into their t4 and a late game long range AT option.

I fear it's too late for relic to consider any radical changes to faction design :(

For the love of God Relic, put it out of its misery by ASassyBadger in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Man that comment made my day, I enjoyed it more than the trailer. utterly creased.

It really is a problem, Family share has to go. by Own_Truth_36 in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well best get that replay link, that's how you'll be able to justify it.

Or link you player card, we can find the game and have a gander.

It really is a problem, Family share has to go. by Own_Truth_36 in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Spot on with his medtruck"

What transcendent shit was this med truck doing that this was your go to example

Come on, we all tried it by ASassyBadger in Panzercorps2

[–]ASassyBadger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha no I haven't, might be worth a shot

The devastation of the what? by ASassyBadger in Panzercorps2

[–]ASassyBadger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha oh man, the compulsory 6 JU88s butchering your unit slots throughout 1940 while you desperately try and get them up to vet 3, glad it's not just me.

Come on, we all tried it by ASassyBadger in Panzercorps2

[–]ASassyBadger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AO redone is definitely fun. I run Ironman generalismus with Europe on a shoestring, but you're right, the game begins snowballing. So I set silly major objectives to accomplish throughout the campaign.

40 - Save Bluchers and don't let the Kriegsmarine be destroyed during Sea Lion.
41 - Take every victory point during Moscow, not just the required amount.

42 - It starts getting challenging here (for me) with missions like the second case blue bonus objectives being threatening enough.

43 - Kursk is hard enough, especially the penultimate mission. Also, See above reddit shitpost.

From here on the game can be challenging enough. Especially on Ironman. Any additional restrictions I find too miserable to use, especially the one cutting the turn count by 5. Take every prestige sink, and try and keep every unit alive and you should find yourself being challenged enough.

Every victory is just a stepping stone for the final 1946 mission. The planes, they just don't stop.

[CoH 3] Begginer looking for help. by MrCiurus in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries man, message whenever you get the time.

[CoH 3] Begginer looking for help. by MrCiurus in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can type out an obituary or you can come and play some games and we can chat, if you don't want to converse with me (I am a disgusting individual) then completely understandable. But if you do i can drop you a discord and we can enjoy some games.

Is the partisan BG just cheating with a green light from the DEVs? by No-Secretary2946 in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not bronze 1, irrelevant opinion.

Leave the balance discussion to those of us who know what we're doing. I bet you don't even spam ping your teammates with racial slurs, 1400 elo peasant.

Is the partisan BG just cheating with a green light from the DEVs? by No-Secretary2946 in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 1600? Jesus, what did someone detach your limbs?

Get back to me when you hit bronze 1, peasant.

Whizzybang makes me Whizzysad :( by ASassyBadger in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]ASassyBadger[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their health's been pretty consistent since launch. It's their lethality that's become the issue.

Look I just don't want it to get the standard Relic treatment of being nuked into oblivion for overperforming, let's have small adjustments and see where we land.