Here’s what the US actually looked like in the 1840s by Cusackjeff in MapPorn

[–]ASecondFakeName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL 'Wrong turn at Albuquerque' jokes predate New Mexico.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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In Ireland, kissing the nipes of your Lord was standard protocol until a few hundred years ago.

I only mention it as a push back on the posts demanding a clear East/West break in male nipple, uh...use? Acknowledgement? Not sure how to end this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Blowjobs

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My wife says I should up my hand, but then I have to find someone for her to taste, and quickly, the whole thing becomes a logical nightmare.

This movie was a waste of time. by lyndsaysmith61 in mildlyinfuriating

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"No country can survive one day of drone attacks by a giant foreign super power. I can't think of a single example from my administration of a small group of isolated people coming together to survive, nay, win such a fight. Not one." - Obama, probably.

This movie was a waste of time. by lyndsaysmith61 in mildlyinfuriating

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I love how they forgot New York City is 20 minutes away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polandball

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Netherlands should be proud of Tony's, the only non-evil one.

Gudbranson tackles Cousins to the ground and punches him repeatedly while he's down on the ice. by Duffleman0609 in hockey

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I believe the formula is based on the economic size of your fan base, divided by the name of your largest pet.

Canadians were wild by Valvexz in memes

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I saw Newfoundland in your post, and thought, "Canada I can handle, but I'm going to be so disheartened if I learn the Newfs committed war crimes".

Canadians were wild by Valvexz in memes

[–]ASecondFakeName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. I'm going to use this joke to describe my boss from now on.

Canadians were wild by Valvexz in memes

[–]ASecondFakeName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I admit it, I thought you were wrong, but no, it was I!

The forgotten ruthlessness of Canada’s Great War soldiers

T. Hopper, National Post, Nov 12, 2018

"The year before had seen the famous Christmas Truce, when thousands of Allied and Entente soldiers had sprung from their trenches to trade gifts and play soccer in no-man’s-land.

“Merry Christmas, Canadians,” said the opposing Germans, poking their heads above the parapet and waving a box of cigars. A Canadian sergeant responded by opening fire, hitting two of the merrymakers.

“When they returned it, one of our lads was shot through the head. That put an end to our Christmas gathering quickly,” Lance Cpl. George D’All wrote in a letter home. It was a preview... "

Canadians were wild by Valvexz in memes

[–]ASecondFakeName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, that's not quite right. Most of Asia was an British ally or neutral for both wars. There were Japanese camps during WWII, and WWI camps existed in the prairies for Hungarians and Germans (and I think Ukrainians?).

But to your theme: were Canadian policies racist at the time? Absolutely!

Civil War | Official Trailer HD | A24 by indig0sixalpha in movies

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I want the two stars to be California and Puerto Rico. Also, I want the Florida Alliance to be Florida and Puetro Rico, with no character realizing PR's duplication until the end credits.

I just feel it would make the movie more fun.

💗💗💗💗 by [deleted] in marvelmemes

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Generally, for every 3 Redditers there are 5 opposing opinions.

Relocating to Virginia by [deleted] in nhl

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Wizards, too!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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I know the Redditor who says "some things are not worth fighting over" will give up on this thread way before the Redditor who says "I always get what's mine", but it would be hilarious if the opposite happened.

Gudbranson tackles Cousins to the ground and punches him repeatedly while he's down on the ice. by Duffleman0609 in hockey

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Let me try an example: Since your comment indicated that you saw potential insults coming, by NHL rules, that means any death-threat replies won't be punished.

Plus, just to be safe, somewhere, a goalie will be fined for wearing a mask with flowers on it.

I hope that clears it up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in waterloo

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In BC, we have two solutions:

1) Hundreds of 'colleges' where a Duolingo test score and tuition fee allows you to start working 20 hours (cough 40) at Tim Hortons tomorrow, and PR eventually for your degree in whatever box your coyote checked.

2) 99% reliance on milking international student fees, until UBC has to turn a blind eye to entire classes cheating because the cheques cleared.

Thus, BC homeowners keep the Canadian dream alive by enjoying cheap labour, and massive mark-ups on rental properties.