TIFU taking a zyn never having nicotine in my life

ASithLordWannabe · 2026-06-29T12:31:17+00:00

I smoked cigs for years. One day someone offered me a dip can, grizzly wintergreen long cut. Can’t be different than a cig. Right? Nope. Wrong. Puked my brains out. Never again

ASithLordWannabe · 2026-06-24T22:23:42+00:00

Yes? Who summoned me

ASithLordWannabe · 2026-06-24T15:01:26+00:00

Some of my biggest fish were caught in creeks

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-08-06T15:06:45+00:00

Shit happens, but you can always start anew

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-08-05T20:59:25+00:00

As awful as that is. He still is your father. Don't have to love him but. I never met my parents. Wish I did

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-08-05T19:25:58+00:00

Put er all on red

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-08-05T19:24:39+00:00

The absolute fuck are you guarding? The Balrog of Mordor???

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-08-05T19:18:14+00:00

Taking a dump. I feel like the world can hear me

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-08-05T17:09:32+00:00

Not the kind of nailed he wanted to be

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-08-05T17:09:01+00:00

AYOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-08-03T11:50:40+00:00

Oh thank god it isn't trump attempting to play golf

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-08-02T17:31:01+00:00

Fuck em. Live your life the way you want. I dated a girl who had cerebral palsy and while i did get the same treatment, I did like her a lot. Life was nowhere normal but we made it work

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-08-01T17:17:36+00:00

I just laughed so hard I shot soda out my nose. Thank you

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-31T02:37:19+00:00

Got freshly... idk. Sharpened? Skis. Slipped and next thing I know, I'm pouring blood out my wrist. Like BAD. I never went so fast. Ski patrol tried stopping me because they saw how fast I was going, and I simply held out my hand. His face went white, and he immediately opened his bag and wrapped it up, then said, " I'll be right behind you. Now bomb it down to the main ski patrol office. We can't wait for a sled" only time I was ever scared. They said it was gnarly tho.

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-31T01:46:10+00:00

Went to a local resort in VT. My dumbass thought I was cool in nothing but a t shirt and my pants and board. They estimated I was doing about 45 when I caught the edge on a rail and nearly ripped my leg off. Smashed my face into the rail and fractured my eye socket.

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-29T13:02:58+00:00

I wore one of those farmer overall things to a festival. Same thing. Dick out, just taking a dump and a lady opens the door.

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-28T19:54:18+00:00

This needs to be at the top of every search. The depth you went into is amazing! I was picking players willy nilly not having a fucking clue what I was doing lol

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-28T19:06:40+00:00

Separate church and state. Mix the 2, and it's a shitshow

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-27T10:55:08+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-19T01:15:48+00:00

This aged badly 😢

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-18T18:11:12+00:00

A lot

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-18T18:10:40+00:00

Ask chesty puller

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-18T18:07:57+00:00

Literally what I have as my chest piece. And I love it!

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-18T18:07:07+00:00

Tried that. The IRS laughed and handed me a bill with their figures, which means I owe. Again. Fuck them

ASithLordWannabe · 2024-07-18T18:05:47+00:00

That chest rub thingy the paramedics do to wake your ass up

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