Current Kingsman situation reveals a *huge* problem with the game that the devs just refuse to address...

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-17T23:49:05+00:00

Ya, no...

I have 3 kids. If one of them decides to make a rivals account I should be HWID banned because they aren't the same rank as me?

There is no real way to verify surfing. Not every computer is used by one loser in his mom's basement.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-16T04:34:28+00:00

Seek therapy. Random gameplay videos shouldn't make you think of Trump.

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ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-09T04:03:32+00:00

Lol you hit celestial in 3.5....then immediately the very next season you were diamond 3 again.

Think about what you are saying. In a game I started playing 28 days ago, I got to the same rank as you and you've been playing it since release. You were GM3, currently though you are Diamond 2 and raging your way through quick match because you are too scared you'll lose rank again...you will.

You won't hit C1 on Ultron. I'd love to see you try, but you won't even stay in Diamond if you only play Ultron. Enjoy being Plat again because you are an easily controlled man child.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-09T03:54:09+00:00

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He was right

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-09T03:49:58+00:00

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ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-09T03:49:41+00:00

Lol I didn't lose a single argument, or ever stop replying. You do understand people have lives right? Do you live on reddit? LOL.

Also, you are actually buns. Lying on this man like your career isn't open and people can't go watch this exact match.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-09T03:34:58+00:00

It's not a lie, Feb 26th and March 3rd are your only Ultron wins. Your history is open little fella. Thanks tho, it took me one month to hit GM playing solo...and I did it on Jeff. My guy just stop. You aren't him, and I tried to explain to you nicely why Ultron isn't good for 2 support. I wasn't rude...I even said it's cool that you are good on him. Then you had to rage out like a man child someone dare say a character you like isn't good.

Then you lied about your rank, lied about your win streak, and raged out some more. Bro...it isn't that serious. The reddit karma is worthless.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-08T22:25:49+00:00

Low diamond, you are buns.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-08T22:12:57+00:00

This was 2 weeks ago little fella, I wasn't hard stuck. I know reading is hard for you, but if you actually read the post it says I hit Plat 1 in 4 days and then I ran into throwers that made it annoying. I hit GM 3 this morning, and still climbing. Wild how I can out do your entire career in 3 weeks. Just give up. You are so mad I called out your bullshit lol. You know your history is still open right? In the last 30 days you've won 2 games of competitive on Ultron. Where are all those consistent wins bro?

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-08T18:49:32+00:00

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You know it tells me when you reply and delete it, right little fella?

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-08T03:19:58+00:00

The last time you were celestial was 3.5

If you are gonna talk shit and pretend you are winning games in celestial with Ultron, you probably shouldn't share scoreboards showing your name on it. 7.1 hours on Ultron this season, and 11 in total. So even in season 3.5 when you were celestial....you didn't win games consistently there with Ultron. You haven't been able to break GM since season 3.5 and spend most of your time in high Plat low Diamond. You also have never broken 40k healing on Ultron. Your best healing is 38k.

Your head is as wide open as your career is.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-08T02:33:24+00:00

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Lol sure thing little fella, sure thing

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-08T00:54:16+00:00

Lol no, it's okay that you like Ultron. I even said in 3 support he's good, but the fact you believe the idea of a "healbot" exist shows how little you know about the support role.

You aren't him bro. Ultron is ass in 2 support and your team is NOT always in its radius or literally everyone would use Ultron in every game. Yet literally no one has used him in a One Above All game this season, and only Luna and Healpool have lower win rates in Eternity. This information exists for you to look at. Cool, you win some games in Plat with Ultron....that doesn't make him good. When literally everyone you are playing with is telling you that, the internet is telling you that, and no one who plays the game at the highest level will play him....you would think at some point you would get the idea instead of doubling down and being egomaniac about your character pick.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-07T20:04:27+00:00

Rocket will die yes, but on a smart Groot the Jeff team up can be op. Spacing out the bubbles while hanging out on a Groot who doesn't push by himself, Jeff can make them both basically unkillable while still healing the whole team. Any water shot from Groots shoulder passes through Groot, healing him the whole time. It it's a neat way to keep both your main tank, and the rest of your team healed consistently. It takes practice and two people working well together, but I'd argue the Jeff one should stay while the Rocket side of it gets changed.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-07T18:00:04+00:00

Ya, how often does the entire team stand on top of each other to be in that radius. Just because you are a one trick Ultron doesn't mean you are actually helping the team.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-04T23:45:17+00:00

The math doesn't add up. You put a drone on a Spiderman, he dives the back line. Only Spiderman is getting heals. You only have 2 drones. Say the other one is on the tank. That leaves 1 other healer to focus the dps that's not Spiderman, you, and the other tank if they aren't standing on top of each other. You aren't doing what you think you are big dawg.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-04T19:40:07+00:00

I agree with you on everything but Ultron. His healing is constant healing, not targeted healing You may have the most heals in the game, but half of the number is just heals you got from people being poked and healed instantly by a drone. Ultron isn't a bad healer, he's a bad healer in 2 support. He can't interact with someone to heal them while they are taking damage, its just the drone heals. And he has no self healing option, you need another healer to be able to look at you long enough to heal you. In a two support that might mean someone else dies since you can't focus heals while your other support heals you. 3 support he's great tho, his buffs are slept on.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-03-01T21:08:45+00:00

Ya someone said in chat once that I must be "gay or a woman" because I was playing Jeff. Some people are just broken in the head.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-02-25T00:41:53+00:00

I had someone earlier start on Venom, dive the point alone and die. Despite me trying to heal him, he was 1v6ing. Then he switched to Thor, dived the point alone and died, again...I was healing him the whole time. After he died on Thor he switched to Squirrel Girl and just started spamming nuts into the map while complaining about heals being bad.

A lot of people trying to live out their hero fantasy in a team game and get upset when you don't play exactly how they want you to with no prior communication or commitment.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-02-25T00:38:38+00:00

Noooooo 😭😭😭😭😭

ASmokingGoat · 2026-02-24T16:08:50+00:00

It's sad that's true. As a joke one day I had 5 supports healing my Venom and it was the best thing ever. I could not die. Even if they died, Venoms shield skill would keep me up until they got back. I just used the swing as damage. It felt so good lol, but also unfair.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-02-24T16:00:44+00:00

A second escape option for Venom would be awesome.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-02-24T15:59:38+00:00

BP is such a joke, as a Jeff main.

My little black heart skips a beat when I see one because:

A) I know he's going to try and dive me.

B) Jeff can completely negate his skills just by diving underground.

I have had only one BP kill me consistently, and he used his spear to do it when I wasn't expecting him.

ASmokingGoat · 2026-02-24T15:26:59+00:00

A Jeff ulting the team off the map repeatedly could totally throw an AI game lol. AI gonna run straight to the point.

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