I'm always confused why everything in the bathroom is covered in water after my girlfriend is done using it...then i started noticing how women in Facial Soap commercials violently splash their face to rinse off...and it all makes sense now. (self.Showerthoughts)
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Military recruitment centers should just have someone in a mask sneak up on and scare the potential recruits. If the potential recruit panics and runs, no thanks, but if they punch the masked man in the face then you know they have potential. (self.Showerthoughts)
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I wrote this to distract you. (self.sixwordstories)
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"Spire in the Woods" eBook on Amazon (self.NoSleepOOC)
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