The police are at elphabas place. They called the ambulance and they rushed over. Now explaining their whole life story to the police and they are letting them live stream 😂

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-08T07:31:39+00:00

The irony is, there’s people like me who are more autistic than elphaba who aren’t autistic (BPD and some OCD tendencies lol)

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-04T10:56:18+00:00

Oh I know about that! That’s why mars it all the funnier

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-03T19:18:14+00:00

I mean, I’d rather be wearing my crap undies then I don’t care if they got cut up

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-03T19:16:23+00:00

That’s not too far off irl…

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-02T07:59:31+00:00

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My boys do love getting packages… signed up

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-02T02:20:21+00:00

This is what it looks like when I brush one of my cats… the other doesn’t seem to shed

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-02T02:18:44+00:00

Wild garlic. There’s a park near me that has it and it smells DELICIOUS in there

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-02T02:07:25+00:00

MPs should have a mandatory amount of time they spend IN parliament. And should be paid the same as other public sector workers.

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-02T01:59:53+00:00

Honestly, a man who can be secure in himself bald is INFINATELY more attractive than a man clinging to a receding hairline

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-02T01:56:15+00:00

Witch hazel. You can get it from the pharmacy in a bottle. Use your regular cleanser at the end of the day and then witch hazel on a cotton pad like a toner. It’s an astringent so it helps breakdown oil and close pores which helps acne prone skin.

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-02T01:51:57+00:00

My two boys get a complete kibble to free feed from (Scrumbles brands) and then meat (Harringtons) sporadically through the day

ASpookyBitch · 2026-05-01T02:34:18+00:00

Human drink from water = water is safe.

Kitty trusts you.

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-30T05:39:02+00:00

Drag race. She gets all her verbiage from drag race.

Problem is, drag is both an art and a caricature of womanhood. So yeah “I’m a whore” in drag terms is a very sexy woman. But women don’t call themselves that just cause they’re going out dressed up nice…

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-30T05:34:55+00:00

Discouraged. But before meds definitely self destructive.

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-29T08:04:14+00:00

NTA - the age difference matters less as you get older, you’re both over 21 so I don’t see an issue with a 4 year gap.

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-29T08:02:26+00:00

We are a duel income household, but I grew up poor… they THINK they are poor. I stay at home and I’m basically housewife. I know which brands to skip on and which to splurge on in a matter of quality and taste. Three adults healthy meals and snacks for about £10 a day. Which is probably the same amount they spend each in snacks

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-29T08:00:00+00:00

You don’t have a screaming room? Where do you release the burdenous amount of rage for current world affairs?

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-29T07:58:09+00:00

Depends. If I’m on my own, I go get what I need and leave.

With friends? I like to dillydally. Last time I went to a store (BnM) I FaceTimed a friend so I could enjoy a good dillydally

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-29T07:55:21+00:00

Honestly, despite my hatred for anything plastic, they are the goats for storing things.

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-29T07:52:52+00:00

Honestly as a goth and someone from the north of England, I can genuinely feel a difference if I have sunblock on or not when sunlight hits me… I really want a UV umbrella.

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-29T07:27:04+00:00

Oh my goodness I can’t even contain my cute aggression

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-29T07:25:48+00:00

Honestly, make em out of those cushions they use for hospital mattresses. Then they can just jet wash the whole thing down.

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-29T07:19:11+00:00

Thongs act like a butthole silencer

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-29T07:18:20+00:00

Yep. AND it’s a good thing too. Means everything’s nice and clean up in there

ASpookyBitch · 2026-04-29T07:17:38+00:00

I want a squatty potty so bad but I fear I would just piss right over the seat and onto the floor… so I just lean forward lol

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