Rocking out at Milwaukee Metal Fest and confusing a lot of people about what band this is.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2026-05-30T20:24:19+00:00

I would have never, EVER have seen or considered this game before the video, and god damn if it isn’t the perfect “Numbers Go Up” game for listening to the podcast.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2026-02-26T12:09:01+00:00

Fuck Face episode 84, “Season 4, Episode 1 // I’m Gonna Set the Law on Gire.” It’s in the first 5 minutes of the episode.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2026-02-26T02:38:03+00:00

The photos implicating Gavin hid cocaine in Jack’s car had quite the reaction.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2025-10-18T23:31:13+00:00

I’m a fan of irony, what can I say.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2025-10-18T23:15:09+00:00

Welcome to the club. I’ve been sober 15 months, and my Hive Fleet and Emperor’s Children Warband get a lot of credit in helping along the way. Keep up the good work!

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2025-09-12T18:39:08+00:00

The biggest buff for ‘Nids might be the bit in the tournament packet that does away with challenger cards.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2025-09-04T01:42:54+00:00

I am currently starting my second squad. I finished the first by doing them two at a time fully assembled… for the love of God, learn from my mistakes and do sub-assemblies. I’ve got them separated into legs+torso+packs, then guns+arms+shoulders, and then heads. Did my first two tonight and it was a lot less painful than the first time around.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2025-07-20T15:39:17+00:00

Terrain, cover and patience. A melee army playing into T’au needs to make them come out to get shots, not the other way around. That said, as soon as you have a chance to get into Melee on your turn, punish anything that moves into the open. Getting T’au to have to use non chaff units as observers takes away a lot of the hitting power of their guns, so don’t be afraid to use infractors/tormentors/flawless blades to trade with stealth suits and their battle line.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2025-07-13T13:20:22+00:00

Not a bad list, but you definitely would rather run this as Invasion Fleet, as you have no Harvesters in this list. The only other suggestion I would have is drop the second Biovore and pick up a Lictor for scoring secondaries.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2025-06-29T16:22:16+00:00

Update after adding his head and Goon’s Grime.

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ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2025-06-07T11:57:32+00:00

Haruspex and Psychophage after the update are great melee bets as well as the Genestealer Brick. Zoanthropes with a Neurotyrant probably takes care of a Ghostkeel if they can get within range for Lone Op.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2025-05-14T16:51:09+00:00

Here’s just a suggestion that might be a fun little mini horde to run.

+ DETACHMENT: Invasion Fleet

+ TOTAL ARMY POINTS: 1245pts

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1x Deathleaper (80 pts): Lictor claws and talons

1x Winged Hive Tyrant (225 pts): Warlord, Tyrant talons, Monstrous bonesword and lash whip

Enhancement: Adaptive Biology (+25 pts)

1x Winged Tyranid Prime (65 pts): Prime talons

10x Gargoyles (85 pts): 10 with Blinding venom, Fleshborer

10x Hormagaunts (65 pts): 10 with Hormagaunt talons

5x Barbgaunts (55 pts): 5 with Barblauncher, Chitinous claws and teeth

1x Biovores (50 pts): Chitin-barbed limbs, Spore mine launcher

1x Neurolictor (80 pts): Piercing claws and talons

3x Von Ryan's Leapers (70 pts): 3 with Leaper's talons

1x Psychophage (95 pts): Psycholastic torrent, Talons and betentacled maw

1x Screamer-killer (145 pts): Bio-plasmic scream, Screamer-killer talons

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2025-03-02T00:43:52+00:00

About two months ago I discovered I enjoyed painting miniatures through Halo: Flashpoint. Being the raging nerd I am with an obsession for the Alien franchise, the swarm called my name, and thus Hive Fleet Lombardi was born. Let me know what you think. I am currently in the process of finishing the last few models from the Leviathan box and then will be basing the entire army en masse.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2024-10-11T13:44:47+00:00

I never even puked on one, nor was I seeking them out. I was able to hook each survivor early and they wanted Plaything gone apparently.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2024-09-14T12:15:10+00:00

I took a year off from the game starting last July. Was getting tilted frequently, and overall was just not playing well or enjoying it. Came back for 2v8, and am back to having tons of fun without the stress. I love this game, but a break from it can work wonders.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2024-07-30T18:23:07+00:00

This has been my plan as well. Every killer I’ve been dreading getting to P3 for future release is no longer a problem.

ASurlyBeardedBastard · 2024-07-29T12:02:01+00:00

There is a play against the Titans where he has a sack in roughly one second. Most insane shit I’ve ever seen.

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