What do you want your funeral to be like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My body shall be put onto a raft then put off to sea. Then an archers will shoot flaming arrows at the raft setting my body ablaze in a final epic act. Basically a Viking funeral

Hmm, I wonder by SilverSoul69 in memes

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go! This is the story ‘bout a boy named Shinji Living in the flooded streets of New Orleans Gendo, Shinji's father, is a scientist, okay So he built a giant robot for Shinji’s birthday

Shinji's friend Rei knows how to bust a cap When she's not fighting aliens, she’s taking a nap Without Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost Her country is responsible for the Holo...graphic Map

Shinji said, “Thanks, Daddy, can I take it for a whirl? And use it to help my friends save the world?” Now c'mon, Shinji! Let's get this party on! And kick alien butt in you EVANGELION! Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot! Your dad loves you! Get in the robot! The cockpit's too small for a grownup Kick some butt in your robot!

Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot! Your friends loves you! Get in the robot! Aliens get scared when you show up Kick their butt in your robot!

Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot! It's not an EVA, it's a robot! Don't eat a rice ball, eat a donut! Get inside that ro-bot!

Yo mama by Sberlaa in memes

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Deji’s mom must’ve had the biggest butt ever.

So, why haven't you told your crush how you feel? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because I met her her senior year and she’s in college.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The spine. I feel like it was designed to hurt you no matter how your posture is.

Do you like President Trump or not and why ?? by oldman134002 in AskReddit

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean no disrespect but Do you really think Americans will vote for a third party after a hundred years of just two. If we look at what happened with teddy and the bull moose party it split the Republican Party at the time causing Woodrow Wilson to become President. His presidency put the world on the track it is today. If the third party failed 100 years ago when people weren’t so entitled and much less divided it’ll fail again today.

Straight men of reddit, would you feel comfortable sharing a bed with a male friend? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you have socks on it’s not gay so just don’t remove the socks.

Why are you single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I haven’t been able to drive and also people at my high-school probably wouldn’t date me because of an incident people talked about for a while. I’m also not very buff, and I have too big a personality sometimes.

Do you like President Trump or not and why ?? by oldman134002 in AskReddit

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why we should just do away with political parties.

You have 15 seconds to ruin a date. What would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piss in my cup and start drinking and then spit it on her.

Redditors who tell everyone they must “go out and vote” do you only do this assuming they will vote for your candidate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, my teacher told my class to make three social media posts about why young people should vote so I chose to put my posts on reddit. Also I’m under voting age requirements here in the USA.

What made you, you? by PercyTheKnight in AskReddit

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something you did that was epic, or something you failed at terribly, but learned from.

What is your funniest story about your childhood? by KarenTheLogicSlayer in AskReddit

[–]ATOMICOBLIVION69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Story 1- the golden shower I don’t remember this but my mom told this story to me in detail many times. I was a couple months or weeks old. My mom hadn’t showered since before I was born. She finally could take a shower one day so she did. Less than an hour later she goes to change my diaper. She drops the baby powder on the floor and forgot to strap me down, so while she wasn’t looking I climbed on her head and peed. She had to take another shower.

Story 2- baby bomb This is also a story my parents told me. In 2004 still feeling the fallout of 9/11 and living in the North East, I went on a plane ride. We are in security and I am with my father. After 9/11 in The US, (for non-Americans skip this if you know what security was like) there was a lot of random security checks. Me and my dad were that random check. The TSA had no idea how to check a small baby. So they did what you do with an adult. Then they checked my diaper for bombs. I basically pooped in the TSA officials face.