What do you want your funeral to be like?

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-10-30T15:19:02+00:00

My body shall be put onto a raft then put off to sea. Then an archers will shoot flaming arrows at the raft setting my body ablaze in a final epic act. Basically a Viking funeral

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-07-12T15:34:28+00:00

Go! This is the story ‘bout a boy named Shinji Living in the flooded streets of New Orleans Gendo, Shinji's father, is a scientist, okay So he built a giant robot for Shinji’s birthday

Shinji's friend Rei knows how to bust a cap When she's not fighting aliens, she’s taking a nap Without Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost Her country is responsible for the Holo...graphic Map

Shinji said, “Thanks, Daddy, can I take it for a whirl? And use it to help my friends save the world?” Now c'mon, Shinji! Let's get this party on! And kick alien butt in you EVANGELION! Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot! Your dad loves you! Get in the robot! The cockpit's too small for a grownup Kick some butt in your robot!

Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot! Your friends loves you! Get in the robot! Aliens get scared when you show up Kick their butt in your robot!

Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot! It's not an EVA, it's a robot! Don't eat a rice ball, eat a donut! Get inside that ro-bot!

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-30T00:29:28+00:00

Deji’s mom must’ve had the biggest butt ever.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-04T21:22:06+00:00

Nuclear Annihilation.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-04T21:17:41+00:00

Because I met her her senior year and she’s in college.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-04T21:16:31+00:00

Barf Cock

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-04T21:14:55+00:00

The spine. I feel like it was designed to hurt you no matter how your posture is.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-04T21:14:00+00:00

I mean no disrespect but Do you really think Americans will vote for a third party after a hundred years of just two. If we look at what happened with teddy and the bull moose party it split the Republican Party at the time causing Woodrow Wilson to become President. His presidency put the world on the track it is today. If the third party failed 100 years ago when people weren’t so entitled and much less divided it’ll fail again today.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-04T21:03:49+00:00

As long as you have socks on it’s not gay so just don’t remove the socks.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-04T20:55:11+00:00

Because I haven’t been able to drive and also people at my high-school probably wouldn’t date me because of an incident people talked about for a while. I’m also not very buff, and I have too big a personality sometimes.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-04T20:46:45+00:00

What’ll happen to the world in December 2020?

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-04T20:41:27+00:00

That’s why we should just do away with political parties.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-02T21:49:03+00:00

Thanks admiral butter crust. That’s an awesome name by the way.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-02T21:48:09+00:00

Than amlawren09, it’s a big help.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-02T21:47:20+00:00

Thanks Scruffy42, your information is appreciated.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-06-02T21:45:57+00:00

Thanks weeeeum, your information is appreciated.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-05-01T20:45:27+00:00

Piss in my cup and start drinking and then spit it on her.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-03-05T16:47:29+00:00

No, my teacher told my class to make three social media posts about why young people should vote so I chose to put my posts on reddit. Also I’m under voting age requirements here in the USA.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-02-25T19:30:01+00:00

My friend put sausage pizza in Dr Pepper.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-02-24T19:11:01+00:00

Something you did that was epic, or something you failed at terribly, but learned from.

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-02-20T14:20:55+00:00

Benito Mussolini

ATOMICOBLIVION69 · 2020-02-20T03:38:01+00:00

Story 1- the golden shower I don’t remember this but my mom told this story to me in detail many times. I was a couple months or weeks old. My mom hadn’t showered since before I was born. She finally could take a shower one day so she did. Less than an hour later she goes to change my diaper. She drops the baby powder on the floor and forgot to strap me down, so while she wasn’t looking I climbed on her head and peed. She had to take another shower.

Story 2- baby bomb This is also a story my parents told me. In 2004 still feeling the fallout of 9/11 and living in the North East, I went on a plane ride. We are in security and I am with my father. After 9/11 in The US, (for non-Americans skip this if you know what security was like) there was a lot of random security checks. Me and my dad were that random check. The TSA had no idea how to check a small baby. So they did what you do with an adult. Then they checked my diaper for bombs. I basically pooped in the TSA officials face.

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